
Some kid spelled some word last night, and if you have any interest in this crap at all, check out everything that Dan Steinberg's blogged about on location for D.C. Sports Bog. Probably the best thing about the bee that I've read is this post, in which one competitor, a sixth-grade girl, calls the bee "pleasantly insignificant."
And that about sums it up. Listen, I'm all for empowering young dorks. I look forward to a day when we can harness their brain activity to power our cars. My problem is that the spelling bee somehow gets lumped into sports coverage, which is bullshit. If spelling were a sport, I would have lost my virginity in the seventh grade. ESPN can suck a big summer sausage for the re-classification of children spelling obscure words as "sport."
In other bee news, colony collapse disorder, a mystery that continues to baffle scientists, is wiping out the honeybee population and will slowly cripple our food supply, ending life on Earth as we know it. Weeeee! Enjoy your weekend!
(Yeah, I know: you don't like the picture. Here's the one the assistant editor would have used)


I wouldn't do her with Bea Arthur's dick.
Replace with the assistant editor's choice post-haste.
Look, don't fault the kids for this. It's the closest they'll get to anything "sport" in their lives, from most appearances.
I agree – not a sport! Now, excuse me while I go and watch me some poker on the WWL.
Thank you for being a friend…
When in doubt, go with the Assistant Editor's choice.
Bea Arthur, Tony Kornheiser approves. Men under 50 do not
Ha Ha Ha..”Bea” Arthur..I get it..it was a spelling bee, and her name is Bea….great…wow….I’m just glad you didn’t post a pic of some smokin’ hot chick in a skimpy bee outfit, that would have not been as funny…
I heard Bea Arthur fucked Mickey Mantle under the bleachers of Yankee Stadium. The Mick loved older women.
Weedsy: Mantle was Gay??
Finally a spankable photo on this page!
Is "summer sausage" becoming part of the WL vernacular? Say yes.
it is only a sport because ESPN says so. dont you all know that?
keep Bea Arthur. shes a sexy bitch.
I used to watch "The Golden Girls" with my grandfather during my formative years. It was on almost religiously. No one thinks of these things until they see pictures of or hear about Bea Arthur. *Shudder*
They actually had Mike & Mike doing commentary, which was really annoying.
Not because they didn't belong there, but because they're Mike & Mike.
Best part of the bee, yeah, I watched (riveting), was when they cut back from a commercial and showed the eventual winner sitting on his mom's lap playing with her hair. Keep in mind he's an 8th grader, or the equivalent – he is a product of home schooling. This kid had, literally, no personality aside from being a math wiz and a tremendous beej.
Yes.
Spelling bee amazing moments
[youtube.com]; this kid was actually normal compared to all the other tards
[youtube.com] girl was the best. She didn't smell her fingers in this though
[youtube.com]; please post this and give props to garingo up in VT. Watch the very end when they keep replaying her retard noise.
Simply stunning
I heard that his mom is kinda hot.
My god… i'm watching him on tWWL right now and he's frigging juggling! Plus, being a spelling champion definitley does not mean you are a master of the speaking arts. NERD ALERT!
This is the a-hole who fainted. Although i'd probably be nervous if i were at one of these events. I'd probably be like hold on one second i've got to take a shit.
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I watched an interview with him this morning on the today show, and he said he does the juggling because, fucking get this, when he is thinking about how to spell the words or just thinking in general, he scans the room for objects that he can 'break down into numbers.' I don't even know what that fucking means! I'm sure that there are a lot of people like him in the world – they're called robots. Judgement day is sooner than we think, people.
+1 289…..beat me to the fantastic Jeffrey Ross reference.
@vida – the best part of that roast was Pam nippling the entire time.
This doesn't sound very entertaining at all. There ought to be trapdoors on stage or they could at least open up the competion to more unhinged characters…. like Multiple Miggs, "I can spell your cunt"
This doesn't sound very entertaining at all. There ought to be trapdoors on stage or they could at least open up the competion to more unhinged characters…. like Multiple Miggs, "I can spell your cunt"
oops. problem with my connection there
#47. Naked Pictures of Bea Arthur.
Bea Arthur…. outstanding.
/airheads.
It falls into sports coverage bc no one else would pay attention if ESPN didn't broadcast it every year.
Now if you'll excuse me, i got a date with the stall and this bea arthur pic.
"Hold on one second I have to take a shit." Beautiful!!! Unfortunatly, as we all were trying to get laid, and the last fucking thing we were thinking about was, "hey, I am going to go read the Webster Dictionary," these people will become the next Bill Gates, and plan on taking over the world!
@jose reyes…..i dont know. dick cavetts reaction after ross told that joke was pretty fucking fantastic.
you just wanted an excuse to say "dick cavetts"
Ufford likes the slutty girls… and then there's Maude!
I'm so glad that "Colony Collapse Disorder" (CCD) seems currently to have more purchase than "Vanishing Bee Syndrome" (VBS). I mean, as fun as it is to have "BS" in an acronym, the name suggests an application to even a single vanishing bee. Does that qualify as a "syndrome"? As for the bees, Virgil said it best in Book 4 of Georgics: "at genus immortale manet multosque per annos/stat fortuna domus et avi numerantur avorum." Indeed. Let's hope so.
Here's a bee-related challenge, fellow readers: spell "dicotyledons." … Aw, damn it!
"I keep bees. Not for the honey; for the fur. Their coats make excellent pea cosies."
I'd totally do Blanche.