Comments on: TANK JOHNSON’S PANTS ARE ON FIRE

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Sat, 30 Jun 2007 17:02:53 +0000

Hey, what a coincidence Mike Vick’s pants are on fire too!

Yeah, but's that's just because he passed out and tipped over the bong while it was still cherried.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:10:52 +0000

Construda – noun, shitting a hammer.

By: Vanilla

Vanilla — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:44:17 +0000

Hey, what a coincidence Mike Vick’s pants are on fire too!

By: jpanther

jpanther — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:46:13 +0000

Andy: heh, I left that same exact comment on digg today about the picture of the little girl who looks like Chris Farley's spawn.

Gold star.

By: torturedpoolboy

torturedpoolboy — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:03:20 +0000

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a football player's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because they have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that they too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

By: Chinaski

Chinaski — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:52:35 +0000

I believe being doused in gasoline and set on fire is the standard greeting in Gary. Oh wait…I may be thinking of Ford Heights.

By: Andy_Roddicks_Spleen

Andy_Roddicks_Spleen — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:45:00 +0000

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace, if you know what I mean. Well, not me personally, but a guy I know. Him and her got…it…on! No. No they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd…be like if they…eh….everybody on? Good! Great! Grand! Wonderful!!

By: LoKi

LoKi — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:43:05 +0000

I once took a shit on a Tank. True story.

By: doogieinrichmond

doogieinrichmond — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:35:06 +0000

I used to be a porn star, with a 14 inch pecker…SOFT….I banged the likes of Jenna Jameson (when she looked good), to Kiera Knightley, but I was knocked off my horse with a lightning bolt, and saw the error of my ways, now I run with Pac Man Jones and help make it rain in Africa. REALLY, I am serial….

By: Pauly

Pauly — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:33:03 +0000

LIAR! LIAR! PANTs ON FIRE!

Damn! That joke was a sinch.