Shawn Marion likes his bathroom so much that he claims "it's where the magic happens." And why wouldn't he? There's a toilet in there, after all.
I don't know about that Vote for Pedro t-shirt, though. Pretty sure that goes against the NBA's dress code. And you know how much David Stern hates it when his players perpetuate the stereotype that NBA stars are all into indie movies about lovable dorks. Remember when Ron Artest got fined for touting Gondry's Science of Sleep? What a debacle.
(Thanks, TBJ)
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Be shu u wash u ass.
Rumor has it the Matrix is getting traded to Boston. This plus the mustard video is 2/3rd of the the gross beantown trifecta. I know you have it in you for one more, Matt.
You know "where the magic happens?" Wherever former J. Giels Band harmonica player Magic Dick is cutting a CD of a Japanese pitcher's favorite tunes.
Of course, that kind of magic and Marion's type all end up in the same place.
Boop, bloop a doop. Yay!
Tiger Woods' love of white women > Shawn Marion's love of white women
He'll need a bigger toilet if he shits like he shoots ZING!!!!!
Every house needs a WC.
"Thanks Shawn…Next on MTV's SHITTERS, We visit the Crapper of Golfer John Daly who had to convert a hot tub into a toilet to handle his Massive, Malodorous Leavings."
So is Marion called "The Matrix" for the "magic" that occurs in the bathroom?
I once saw Antoine Walker wearing a shirt with a poster of the Seventh Seal on it. But I figured he didn't get the irony.
The turd disappearing isn't "magic". It's called flushing.
I dont get the irony either. what the hell is the seventh seal
I usually scream "Plop, plop. Fizz, Fizz. Oh! What a relief it is!" after I make dookie.
Hey smokey between me and you i clean all yo shit up when ya done for 2 dollas
I've been waiting for years to hear an NBA player say, "Look, I like to shit." FAN-tastic!!!