This video was made by a sketch comedy group in Canadia called Picnicface, and a lot of people have watched it already, but most of those people were probably Canadian and it made me smile so I'm gonna post it. Recently I've been submerged in this thick depression, and it's not something that videos of groin shots or Bloody Marys made with Popov and ketchup can cure. But after watching this I feel less likely to stand at the edge of my roof and hope for a stiff breeze. Because I'm too afraid to kill myself, but I still want to die. Ha ha, just a joke. I know psychologists say you should take all jokes about suicide seriously, but psychologists are just assholes who are trying to restrict our joke-telling privileges. Besides, why is suicide so bad? Shouldn't we respect people doing something about their problems?
Anyway, the video's about a sports energy drink. And you shouldn't kill yourself, you have so much to live for, all that crap.


And you shouldn't kill yourself, you have so much to live for, all that crap.
Chris Benoit disagrees.
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Too soon?
who hasn't wanted to kick mother nature in the face ?
You know what else psychologists say? "Put down the gun and let the kids go. We can work this out."
Man are psychologists a broken record or what?
OOOOOHHHHH!!!!! Walk that fine line Peter….LOL……Never too soon!!! I think Mike is working his way to that post anyway…..
energy legs? are those anything like metal legs?
it's a risky operation… but it'll be worth it.
I've been watching this video every morning for the past week. It's almost like drinking the real thing. I feel like a Kenyan.
Methinks Chris Benoit got his "energy" from the same thing those little green guys in the video got theirs.
I've done comedy in Halifax Nova Scotia with these guys. Mark Little and Kyle Dooley are hilarious. Thanks for posting this, I'm gonna send them the link.
"Wake up Homer, those Powersauce bars are just junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!"
Shawn Kemp drank POWERTHIRST, and now literally has 400 babies!
Ahh yes, Halifax Nova Scotia. The comedic hub of the Western Hemisphere.
Who the hell is Mike?
I think I'm Mike. And sorry, no Benoit post today.
Motumbo, I'm pretty sure I laugh at all of your posts, lol.
And I think I saw this on Collegehumor. Glad the video made its way here!
mike, matt, same difference.
Maybe doogieinrichmond had some bad mitton and isn't thinking clearly.
I drank Powerthirst and became so powerful that Matt had to change his name to Mike.
WAS: Too many Red Bulls my friend, and too many late nights keeping track of Paris, and Pacman Jones…..Working on getting that “life” thing and “crap.”
Maybe if Jason Campbell drank Powerthirst his teammates wouldn't think he's so slow and country. Maybe.
Powerthirst: When you really need to pumble the competition.
MU–+1 video, -1 cry for help. When self-medicating in this condition, veer away from depressants. Not that you would take advice from a commenter but.
Chris Benoit made suicide jokes on Raw and look at him now. What a fag!
Ooooo look at me i'm dead.
P.S. That video is great
Don't do it Matt. I can think of at least one "thing" you still need to do before you die.