And now, for no better reason than it's Monday and we could all use eight minutes of hot Lithuanian women wrestling in honey, I present to you… eight minutes of hot Lithuanian women wrestling in honey.  

I like where this is going.  Most sexy wrestling happens in slippery materials — mud, Jell-O, K-Y, hot bacon grease, etc. — and I, for one, favor the move toward sticky foodstuffs.  Not because it's better or anything, but I just needed a change of pace.  Trust me, after watching 30 hours of Jell-O wrestling a week, you want a change of pace.

Thanks to reader Burnsy, who writes the terrifyingly named Blumpkins For All!