Handsome reader Trevor took a break from getting his body fat measured (less than 7%!) to email this tremendous video of "crackhead chunking." I'm not sure what chunking is, exactly, but it looks similar to "tossing." I suppose it's possible that's what black people call "chucking," but I don't want to go on the record with that because I think it's racist for me to write the words "black people." And anyway, I don't want to take away from the majesty of crackhead chunking.
My sincerest thanks to "StiLL iLL" and company, who understand how to treat the wretched underclass of society (unlike those pussies in Venice Beach). My suggestion for next time: throw the crackhead onto punjee sticks. Or at least through a plate glass window. Or a pit of cobras. You know, just a little razzle-dazzle for the crowd at home.
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i hope that crackhead at least got some crack out of the deal or a bottle of malt liquor.
Darryl Strawberry…. boy how you've gone down hill.
How much you think he did that for? 2 King Cobras?
Big Perm's throw sucked.
Still, it is more watchable than the WNBA.
Can the big guy sing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow?'
Somebody get Rupert Murdoch on the phone. This show's got legs.
a dog shitting on my lawn is more watchable than the wnba. btw, elijah duke's ex-wife would be considered hot by wnba standards.
I'm not sure about "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," but the big man could probably sing "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth."
that guy was crosseyed as fuck
This sport was actually created by Michael Westbrook and Stephen Davis about 10 years ago.
or in his case ottoman, his 2 front teef.
To semi-quote Borat
I wish I were black………….pause…………………………………………NOTTTTTTTTTT
I hear that this is Akon's new favorite sport.
That crackhead catches air like a Lamar Latrell thrown Javelin.
Also, you might wanna check Michael Clark Duncan's piss. It looks like he's using a controlled substance to bulk up…namely twinkies.
Debo is also suing for image-infringement…
I think we all know how Tank Johnson, Chris Henry and Pacman Jones will be serving their suspensions now.
I've got tree-fity on Tank.
Im on the phone right now with the Naval Atomic clock people too find out, exactly, how far back to set race relations.
That's the same crackhead that stole my rickshaw!
I once knew a horse named Rusty . . . no offense.
Damn that was a quick turnaround on that post!
That was no crackhead, that was a lephrechaun.
Red Balls gives crackheads wings. So does this.
This is some fucked up shit right here
I guess it's been a rough off-season for Mario Williams. Hopefully this prestigious title will get him back on track
An even better sport? Crackhead Chumming.
Somewhere, Howard Stern is crying because he didn't come up with this
Odell Thurman once kicked a crackhead through a FG post from 30 yards out.
Too awesome.
Best. Video. Ever. Good to see T.O. chucking crackheads.
I personally would have taken the crackhead by the ankles and gone with the whirly-bird technique.
And yet the USOC still refuses to sanction my Hooker Beating competition.
I'm glad that crackhead didn't crack his head. I wonder how did those other guys afford all the steroids.
haha, now this is one sport where drug testing positive should be mandatory. The projectiles (or chunkeees) have to be bona fide crackheads otherwise all bets are off. You can't go and use any emaciated grandparent with their faculties (but not their dignity) intact to steal those all important extra inches.
I swear these are the dudes that handled my baggage in Orlando…
I especially liked how the winner thanked Jesus for his skillz…
Yeah…. As a black guy I would like to officially state that this activity in no way reflects our race. (Go ahead and set that clock back about 80 years though. We've got some work ahead of us!)