I'd like to tear your attention away from the Stanley Cup Finals (and/or that issue of Juggs from 2004) to introduce you to Xtreme Ice Skating™. Yes, it's really trademarked. No, I don't know why, either.
As you can see, it's not nearly as extreme as, say, actual figure skating, but it's set to music from Rad, so that counts for something — like it would probably pass for cool in 1986. Of course, that was also a time when people willingly participated in Hands Across America and Bill Buckner could live safely in Boston, so maybe that's not a good thing.
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Hey, get off our baseball field, douche!
Dear Lord, I forgot to BREATHE! I am dead. My ghost has excellent typing skills.
That might be the single gayest thing I've seen in my life. I watched about half the video hoping that he might slip and slam his face into the backstop. That would have been worth watching…
The worst thing about roller skating may be telling your dad that you're gay, but the beauty of Xtreme Ice Skating is that conversation becomes totally unnecessary.
I'll never get that 3:21 of my life back. Ever!
And you know what? Not a single nude or nearly nude woman. For shame!
"It's going to take a lot more than skill for Cru Jones to conquer the toughest BMX challenge in the world. It's going to take a miracle." Why? Is he dead?
That is the gayer than Liberace's dick.
You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice
p.s. credit to Skeets for the video. Sorry Skeeters.
Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.
Ha! Of course you thank me after everyone loves it…
You’re welcome, America!
I loved Christian Slater in this flick. He was so mischievous in Cuffs too!
Good to see that Xtreme baseball players have something to do during the winter
What makes this more extreme? Kentucky Derby Infielders tossing beer cans at his melon.
"The Icey Soul Man: An Ice Capades Tribute to James Brown"
That guy takes it way to far. I was on the edge of my seat with that kind of extreemness. If he would have drank a Code Red Mountain Dew after he was done doing his thing I might have fainted. I was waiting for Kevin Bacon to come out and dance. Sadly he did not.
If Brian Boitano can participate in your sport, then you can't call it Extreme (TM). Flouncing, perhaps. But not Extreme (TM).
He SO stole that choreography from Footloose. If I were Kevin Bacon I'd be pissed.
Pronger needs to use his day off to find this douche and severely concuss him. We can call it XTreme Head Trauma.
Ok, so dorkus is a hockey player who wants to figure skate but doesnt want to be called a homo. So instead, he adds the word extreme to it and some cutting edge music (!), films it and still the inner homo shines straight out.
Maybe when he grows up he can play for the canadian national hockey team and do this routine when they play their jaunty game of strip poker after practice.
So I've been extreme skating all these years. I just figured that I couldn't skate worth shit.
Can you trademark 'Closet Homosexuality In Action'?
Go ahead.
That was beyond dumb.
With every breath you take, there's a passion for pure pound me in the ass homosexuality!
I enjoyed the video. I just think that the music choice could have been more reflective of his style.
That's more gay than two boys fucking four boys.
You gotta be fisting me. That is one big joke right?
if you want a good laugh, check out the website with the founder that has been doing "extreme ice skating" for 13 years, heh.
The fact that you knew that was from RAD moved you from 83rd to 2 on my all time coolest people on earth list. Holy crap. That movie has Music you Can dance to so Send me an Angel. Holy banana shit.