MIKE TYSON IS HEADED TO BOLLYWOOD
06.05.07
Tyson said the energy on the sets of a music video he recently shot for a new comedy got him thinking about trying to do more Bollywood work, The Times of India reported Monday. The former heavyweight boxing champion said in an interview that Firoz Nadiadwala, producer of "Fool n Final," had approached him with a script. "Firoz has discussed a movie with me," the newspaper quoted Tyson as saying.
Of course, it'll never happen. This is just the standard thing Mike Tyson does every two months to get his name in the headlines. Get a face tattoo. Declare new profession of male prostitute. Get arrested and confess doing all kinds of drugs. Basically the only things he hasn't done to get attention are eat a live baby and threaten Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune. Seriously, somebody needs to put Sajak in his place. Like he actually cares when people land on Bankrupt. Smug bastard.
NOTE: WL's assistant editor had the lead on this three weeks ago, but it's been popping up in a bunch of places today, so I thought 289 and I should give it a go.

i didnt even know he was back from Bolivian
I didn't even know Mike Tyson was a black man with white hands. Photoshop you say? Hmm…new one on me!
Richard Gere doesn't think this will end well.
At this point, Sajak could probably take Tyson.
Bollywood movie dance scenes are awesome and having Mike Tyson can only make them awesomer.
We need to see the already made music video pronto. Put your new journalistic skills to the test, Matt. What? Finding clips of music videos isn't journalism? Really?
I didn't even know Mike Tyson has the hands of an indian man! Slushee Indian, not that Casino type. Photoshop you say? hmm…interesting.
I think Mills Lane needs to step between these two before anything bad happens.
As soon as they find out the he once offered to fight Jesus, he'll be in like Flynn.
I think he'd make a good genie in any future remake of The Thief of Bagdad. He could grant any three wishes you liked as long as they revolved around rape, impromptu ear surgery and busting motherfucker's heads.
…speaking of Jesus – why hast thou given me such shitty proofreading skills, O Lord?
i lawled at that picture.
Next he'll write a book about Nicole Simpson…
Only one problem with that BigFan…
She's awfully calm for someone who's about to be choked.
Bah, Iron Mike can Dick-tate, who couldn't understand such an eloquent speaker?
makes me hungry for Indian children.