MARIA SHARAPOVA LOST
06.07.07
The woman pictured here is 19-year-old Ana Ivanovic, who defeated Maria Sharapova 6-2, 6-1 in Paris today to advance to her first Grand Slam final. She'll face Justine Henin, who defeated Jelena Jankovic in a battle of less attractive women.
Much thanks to Darren Rovell for introducing me to Ana's video calendar and her official website. Rovell writes:
Today, during her match with Sharapova on ESPN2, Mary Carillo offered some good insight on Ivanovic: "She's burned off a lot of the baby fat that she was carrying years ago."
Whoa! Stop panting, Mary. You big perv. I just respect her athletic ability.
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Coincidentally, I just burned off a lot of the baby batter I was carrying.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not overlooking the beautiful woman photographed here, but …what's with the apple? Is it a stand-in for a tennis ball or does she moonlight in a Taiwanese Talent Show where she shoots apples out of herself like the sexiest tennis ball machine known to man?
Matt, Allan Ivanovic wants you to leave his daughter alone.
Wasn't Johnny Mac tappin' Carillo back in the day?
"No really, Ana, all the young girls on tour do this. Can you open up this jar of KY for me and apply it all over my fist? There you go, right up to the wrist."
-Mary Carillo
Man, Rob nailed that before I could even hit my bookmark.
+1 Weed
Coincidentally, I just burned a baby.
+1 Rob, but she doesn't hold a candle to Maria. Until Ana 'develops' like this pic shows [www.withleather.com], I'll reserve judgement.
who am I kidding? YES
Weed, Martina Navratilova is calling: she wants to order the DVD.
She lost to Mallory from Growing Pains?
I think I just gave myself tennis elbow.
Dirty girl from high school who gave BJs under the bleachers at homegames?! I didn't know you played tennis!
I need to teach my girlfriend to play tennis
Signal to Noise – she'll have to wait but I do know that the Billie Jean King masturbation video is in stock.
Tim – you're mixing up your '80's sitcoms. Mallory was on Benson.
What apple?
I vanna humpalot.
cough FamilyTies cough
@ Weed and Signal
I dont remember a Mallory on Benson, he could have been referring to Mallory (Justine Bateman) on Family Ties. Dont test my sitcom knowledge.
Grimey – I'm aware. I just don't think Benson gets the critical and commercial acclaim it deserves…Robert Guillaume is a fucking pimp.
I meant @ Weed and Tim
I'm guessing that Weed was being sarcastic with his 'Mallory on Benson' comment.
Yeah, Im just going to remove myself from this thread now.
/hangs head, sobs quietly
Anyone else notice the survey on her website…Which is her best surface?…I couldn't choose between carpet or grass!
Ok…so I got the amanda beard playboy for the articles too!!!
My bad.
I think it's clear this blog is full of 80's children.
Careless, I think youre right, and I would also like to state that 'Family Ties' is one of the most underrated comedies of the 80s. If you watch the episode that Alex rents out the Keaton house during homecoming and a guy brings a kangaroo into the house, and you dont almost die of laughter, I dont wanna be friends with you.
Seems alright. I like tennis.
I actually I had a poll on my site earlier this week and she somehow beat Sharapova.
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I like the color composition of this photograph – the use of black and white for balance, i.e. the yin/yang symbol on the tennis racket, and moving on to the contrast between the sheets on the bed and her hair, and finally her outfit being white with the black trim. Also, she's got some wonderful chesticles.
Can we agree that she looks like Mallory?
But can she make the apple disappear without using her hands or mouth?
What's all the racket about, you ask? She's just announcing that she's the yin to my yang.
I just read her bio. Jezum Crow she's 6'1 (1.86 m), 159 lbs. (72 kg)! She probably bathes in Vodka and breast feeds John Madden.
She's pretty, but I think Matt probably has nicer boobies.
What are you saying? That Carillo is a big ol dyke? Im shocked!!
Sharapova/Ivanovic I miised but Williams/Henin I
ended up watching!! FUCK!!!
Let's just go to the real question: Sharapova or Ivanovic? Which one would you
cut one of your nuts off to fuck?
Knowing a thing or two about tennis i would like to say that an apple is no substitute for your actual tennis ball. They taste better, sure, but they don't bounce very well.
That insight was brought to you by Jesus. Amen.
I shit you not these girls are 'Highlanders'
Apparently, there can be only one superhot Tennis chick at any given time.