My gym has clearly marked signs that restrict cell phone use to the lobby, yet inevitably some jackass on the elliptical will take a call to make sure that no, the meeting tomorrow at one o'clock tomorrow isn't soon enough, dammit. These people are the most vile form of life I know, akin to rats, pigeons, and Steelers fans.
Which is why this video from 100% Injury Rate is bound to be my favorite thing all week.
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Hello, This is Arnold Schwarzenegger calling. You are doing the tricep extensions wrong… now you will be punished!
I knew exercise was bad for you.
why was he filming himself working out in what appears to be a Caribbean prison yard?
You go to the gym? You're ruining this for me.
that's what he gets for having such a gay ringtone on his phone.
It’s like a Chinese water torture variation of Final Destination. After leaving the gym he stepped onto a rake that an absent minded gardener had left next to his car. Upon turning the radio on in his car the airbag went off. He later got stuck in a carwash for five hours and caught a cold.
I hate to suck all the fun out of this, but……..fake. Why was he filming himself working out? Why wouldnt he put both weights down to take the call? Why did it look like the weight "bounced" off his head–if it were the least bit heavy, it wouldnt have bounced. And where the hell was I?
technically, the "no cell phones in the gym" rule applies only to dudes. and… to women who are, how do i say this politely… aesthetically challenged?
Yeah, if you're a hot chick, you can get away with anything. Just ask Paris.
If that were me, those dumbbell's would've been way bigger.
I don't bother lifting weights. I just curl two cell phones.
If you liked this, Ive got a kick ass video of me fighting Hugo Weaving in a subway station.
That video is not fake, you can hear them grinding on the ground and it doesn't bounce off his head, just hits it and sorta rolls over it. Though I guess the way to scientifically test it would be to reproduce the results the same way…. I'll leave that to you.
If he was a real man, he would have tossed both weights high into the air, took the call and caught the weights on their way back down.
Had that landed on his nuts it would have been perfect.
leave us poor steeler fans alone cause not all of us are huge douchbags, just most of us.
Damn Paris has really gone to shit. A few days working out in the yard and I can barely recognize her.
as a steelers fan, i can say we don't use ellipticals. we use rottweilers on steroids to chase us down the street. idiot.