Finally, a video metaphor for how I handled the response to the hubbub over a certain high school pole vaulter. I gotta say, all that training really paid off.
(Thanks infinity to Digital Headbutt)
"KUNG FU CAN MAKE YOUR BALLS INVINCIBLE"
Somebody buy this guy a Garden Weasel.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
I'd rather have vincible balls.
Wonder what the Wu-Tang Clan thinks of this…
thats pretty much what being a canes fan feels like these days
It is to practice the testicles.
I find other ways to get my testicles practice.
Pretty much what being a Raiders fan feels like all the time. (Well, at least since January 26 2003)
Did the part with Rampage Jackson get cut off?
That's nothing, I regularly lift 165 pounds on my dick.
My wooden rod style can beat your iron egg style any day of the week
"Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!"
@ twoeightnine: Is she 6'2" or something?
Barry Bonds would do this training if his balls hadn't shrunk into oblivion years ago.
The dude in the blue tighties is either wearing a cup or has moosecock.
I know someone might have said this somewhere already, but you sure can find some weird stuff on this internet thing.
Sure, the guy's a monk. It's not like he's ever going to need fully functional testicles or anything.
A big hand to RBD for The Kentucky Fried Movie quote.
At first,I thought this was a live shot from inside Ford Ford on draft day….
Punch Rockgroin laughs at your puny Iron Egg Style!
That's some fancy qi focusin' right there.
No Oates: she's just a bigg un.
RBD you forgot Hugh Jwang
Don't be so hard on yourself. How could you know that was Iron Balls McGinty?
If that's how you handled everything, I can only guess that the Marines really do train you for everything.
This video reminded me of Rosie O'donnell.
Oh so solly, ching-ching Cholly. Sock 'im in the bally, ching-chng Cholly.
This guy has nothing on the gym teacher from Beavis and Butthead.
See? If the UFC had never allowed cups and outlawed crotch kicking, the kung fu guys might actually have had a chance. Nah, probably not.
Now, you see, they don't show the guy walking away because I'm pretty sure his ability to walk has been severely limited after that many shots to the crotch. I don't care how hard your nuts are, when they're kicked into your stomach, you probably will have trouble walking again.
Not impressed. They may be able to take a blast to the package, but none of them can take a Little Boy to the Hiroshima.
(That's what I call SCOREBOARD)