06.30.07 KNICKS CHEERLEADERS GO THE EXTRA MILE
Anucha Browne Sanders, a former New York Knicks executive who is suing Isiah Thomas for sexual harassment, has made a very interesting allegation:
In the papers, which were unsealed Friday, Browne Sanders alleges cheerleader Petra Pope told her Thomas encouraged Pope to flirt with officials before a game against the Nets in 2004, the Daily News reported. "What she told me was that Isiah asked her to go into the referees' locker room and make them happy," Browne Sanders testified.
I believe Miss Pope may have misunderstood Isiah. From what I know about strippers cheerleaders and NBA referees, one must do a lot more than flirt to make them happy. The fine men and women in pinstripes who patrol the hardwood are deaf to any sort of verbal coercion whether it be a whiny "That was not a charge!" or a breathy "All that running has given you a fine ass, Mr. Hollins." To make your message clear that you want your squad to receive some preferential treatment, only physical contact will suffice. I'm thinking of a deep-tissue massage followed with a "happy sunshine" ending.
Anyway, it appears that young Petra Pope went into the wrong locker room because she became an executive for the New Jersey Nets. Brown Sanders went on to make more allegations, such as:
Sanders also claimed a member of her staff admitted to consensual drunken sex with [Stephon] Marbury after a night at a "gentlemen's club" and said "she did not believe she could say no because of who Marbury is."
Yeah, I wouldn't go bragging about that either. I mean it's Stephon Marbury, that's just embarrassing. -KD
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KNICKS CHEERLEADERS GO THE EXTRA MILE
that whore looks like lindsay lohan…. whore…
Going for the hawaii look, i see.
You're that guy with the 15 dollars shoes. Mmmm….
that whore looks like lindsay lohan…. whore…
The bar has officially been raised, folks. This isnt even Doin it well material, this is doing it fan-fucking-tastic.
/sarcasm
Even though she does resemble that whore.
Not sure how cheerleaders hitting on refs will affect the outcome of the game. Most of them don't have penises. Oh no he di'nt!
"Women Who Patrol the Hardwood."
I think that's what my English-to-Japanese dictionary has for "strippers."
Seriously though… she does look like Miss Lohan.
Hmm… let's see… Knick Cheerleader, possibly easy, probably disease free nice girl you'd be proud to bring home to mama Lohan-type vs. Movie starlet, definitely easy, disease ridden SuperTramp you'd be proud to have beat up your coke dealer Lohan-type.
It's like the Great Taste/Less Filling debate. I'd rather have both.
I'm excited to reread this story when Matt posts it on Thursday.
That photo is ironic - she's wearing a thick rug, yet probably hates the thought of growing one.
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Oh fuck me… I'm a retard. Here… I was just trying post a photoshop of Isaiah Thomas…
http://www.redsarmy.com/zekepimp.jpg
Now if you'll excuse… I'll go back to eating my paint chips.
Why did these cheerleaders go and ruin perfectly good tablecloths by cutting holes and sewing Knicks logos on them? I can't wait to see the Knicks mascot wearing a costume made out of wicker furniture. Fuckin' waste of perfectly good home accents.
I'm confused. The chick ran into Starbury in the
strip jointgentlemen's club and had sex him or she went to the club with Starbury and had sex with him. If you don't want to have sex with a NBA player, I think you shouldn't go to a gentlmen's club with him. That's always a good rule of thumb.Comment on this post:
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