Justin Verlander kicked the crap out of the Brewers last night, becoming the first Tigers pitcher to throw a no-hitter at home in 55 years. With his fastball clocking in at over 100 mph, his curve and change fooling hitters, and an assload of seagulls swarming the field, the Brewers managed to get only three balls out of the infield. Verlander struck out 12 and walked four.
By comparison, when I was 24 (Verlander's age) I drank a case of wine — not a box, a case of 12 bottles — with some friends in the parking garage of a San Diego mall, then later got tossed out of a strip club when I took my shirt off. So I understand what it means to accomplish something so great at a young age.
Other MLB scores: Huzzah! Mariners continue to roll with win over Cubs in 13 innings… Yanks climb back to .500 thanks to stingy Wang… The Phillies defeated the White Sox with Cole Hamels on the mound, who earned his NL-leading 9th win. Hamels also leads the NL in chicks from Survivor banged.
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I think I speak for Jeff Reed when I say, Who?
Verlander celebrated his no-no in his double wide trailer with a case of Mountain Dew.
and on the complete opposite end of the Verlander greatness scale… I give you Brad Lidge.
Seagulls, Detroit. Makes sense.
"…then later got tossed out of a strip club when I took my shirt off."
You obviously never kicked in the NFL.
Eric – Matt was getting more dollar bills thrown at him than the dancers, so he had to go.
Hey, Seagulls are just flying rats, and in downtown Detroit, there's plenty of stuff for them to eat…Oh, and parking in an open air lot Downtown will surely get your car covered in bird shit…
That's Funny. When i was 24, i drank a case of wine with some friends and got kicked out of a strip club for taking off my shirt, asking a girl if she wanted to fuck, and stealing a collection plate… wait. Sorry that was at church.
Texas – it's much easier if you just take a silly straw to the communion bowl…
That depends…did you recycle?
god bless my stingy wang
was it the Mission Valley mall? man, that parking garage was MADE for drinking.
Nobody even mentioned Ass hole Pudge Rod's comments about him catching a no hitter and how it was the same thing.
Don't let him steal your thunder Mr. Verlander
Phils and Hamels Rule. He could pork any bitch he wants and here is proof.
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contrary to popular belief.. a stingy Wang is a great thing
I am 24 now, I guess I better start drinking my case…
Go M's! Again! Thanks for the love for the northwest again.
Give Pudge a little credit (as Schilling knows by shaking of Varitek, catchers do call most of the game).
I expected With Leather to have dug out pics of JV's hot gf…
Give yourself some credit, MU–you were keeping that strip club safe for democracy. Has Verlander ever worn the feared and revered Eagle, Globe and Anchor? I fucking doubt it.
The upper levels of Horton Plaza are pretty good for drinkin' too.