Well, I've looked all over the damn Internet, and nothing's going on today. And if you think I'm writing some filler post about Wimbledon starting, think again. So here's something from D.C. Sports Bog — a video of Redskins receivers Santana Moss and Antwaan Randle El making fun of QB Jason Campbell for being country. It's about as good as it gets today.
Not pictured, at church: Mark Brunell.
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Jon Kitna thinks Antwaan Randle El and Santana Moss can win Last Comic Standing this year. He's not going to say how many times they'll win Last Comic Standing, but it's going to be more than 10.
"[Fred] Smoot's from Mississppi, and those guys have a little more…spunk 'bout themselves." – Santana Moss
How about twice the spunk?
Prediction: Jason Campbell's career will be ended by a tragic threshing accident.
They're all criminals anyway…
(resisting urge to start the great soccer war, part II…)
Waaay too many double negatives in that sentence Mr. El, is he country or ain't he?
How many games does Goodell suspend someone for misdemeanor cow-tipping?
QB from Mississippi, huh? I don't know, it just seems that the inevitable shot of Hogettes holding up "pumble" signs is going to feel a little stale, as though the Hogettes were clinging onto something from the distant past.
"He don't even know how to say "falcon" right. Axe him how to say it, watch."
SUPER BOWL, BITCH!!!
Maybe they'd all have more spunk if they'd just wash u ass
"Doesn't country have an 'O' in it?" "Nope"
Also not pictured, in unemployment line: Tank Johnson
"Well, I've looked all over the damn Internet, and nothing's going on today."
What does Tank need to do to get a post?
If I were Mr. Campbell, I might remind Mr. El(?) that while "country," at least she wasn't deemed "too stupid to play QB" out of college.
Sorry for the pronoun gender gaffe…I refer to all Auburn "grads" as "she."
P.S. Go Gators
What does Tank need to do to get a post?
Eh, he got cut. Before that he got suspended. Before that he was in jail. The end.
ijonoa rpos erf w c er os e sepoj jiowopijr spijre a rewp9re s pespe
-Dexter Manley
^ gold.
Being country doesn't mean you get less construda.
Isn't spunk what got Smoot in trouble in Minnesota?
no, that was crunk…
No, that was actually a bunch of so-called "professional entertainers" who couldn't keep their WHORE MOUTHS SHUT.
no not noo no not noo not, noo not, not not slow like that……i'm slow like that…..but just country