This is Gianfranco Zola and Antonio Nocerino, two soccer player on Italy's under-21 team, after someone told them that John Travolta doesn't disappoint in the new Hairspray movie.
It's one of many terrific photos in this SI.com gallery that's chockful o' things to mock. Seriously: Brady Quinn throwing out a ceremonial first pitch, a 110-year-old man still breathing, and the always super-cool Tony LaRussa hanging with Sammy Hagar. That's like 60% of everything I make fun of on a daily basis. If they'd just gotten a picture of the Bengals beating up a homeless person and Pacman Jones killing a stripper, I would have had to retire immediately. To a quiet Brazilian villa with Scarlett Johansson.