This is Gianfranco Zola and Antonio Nocerino, two soccer player on Italy's under-21 team, after someone told them that John Travolta doesn't disappoint in the new Hairspray movie.
It's one of many terrific photos in this SI.com gallery that's chockful o' things to mock. Seriously: Brady Quinn throwing out a ceremonial first pitch, a 110-year-old man still breathing, and the always super-cool Tony LaRussa hanging with Sammy Hagar. That's like 60% of everything I make fun of on a daily basis. If they'd just gotten a picture of the Bengals beating up a homeless person and Pacman Jones killing a stripper, I would have had to retire immediately. To a quiet Brazilian villa with Scarlett Johansson.
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gaaaaaaaaaay ! need to now go wash my eyes with clorox bleach.
Is this an effort to make us all hate soccer?
The lower-back tattoo is for Zola's benefit…so he knows exactly who he's having sex with.
Wait, I thought Brady was Samardzija's catcher?
btw, i was talking about the quinn picture not the soccer dudes in their underwear. that is also gay, but not a gay as b. quinn.
Is this an effort to make us all hate soccer?
Nope, it's an effort to make us all hate Italians.
as an american of italian descent and someone whose wife speaks italian i feel compelled to apologize to throwbot and anyone else thinking of hating all italians. this italian-american apologizes.
Brady has knees like a G.I. Joe.
Ok, the dude in his underwear… maybe he's just really sweaty. I'm not here to judge.
The dude who's hugging him? He looks very, very content. His inner monologue is clearly whispering "His hair reminds me of a warm safe place…"
Why is Roger Clemens Pitching for the White Sox?
WWSM, nice guns and roses reference. and the only way that pic could be gayer if his hand was inside the shorts and not on the outside touching the other guys ass.
Are we being punished? Were we not funny enough? Please no more. and I thought the Brady Quinn and Ken Shamrock articles were gay…
Not only do they swap jerseys, but they swap shorts too?????WTF, they probably swap spit too! That picture is about as wrong as two boys fucking!
Zola has got to be forty now so if he's making the Under-21 team those Italians are sneaky so-and-sos. Besides, that pic isn't gay. This is gay: Five of the World Cup winning Italians brooding in oil and trunks for Dolce & Gabbana.
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(warning NSFHeterosexual males but the ladies might like it. I must have noticed it in a copy of Men's Health that was posted to be by mistake.)
So. Many. Questions.
The bullets are fun…
Smello: you're right. Bullets are fun.
I wish someone would have remembered that when Brady Quinn took the mound. He was wide open.
It could be raining dicks and wizard of oz dvd's and that pic wouldn't have been any gayer
At least now I know why the Cardinals broke up this season.
Jay Buhner appreciates the sportsmanship displayed in the above picture.
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figures that the 110 year old man is a white sox fan. he is upset bescuase he hasnt seen the cubs win since he was 10.
Brady Quinn pic: BOOOOOO too much upper body work!!!! HOORAY BEER!!!!!
Guh…small-of-the-back tattoo on dude….please, post a pic of some hottie chick soon!
You know what they say about "small of the back tattoos" on chics……..AAAAAHHHHHH!!! Must……wash……brain……
That is one ugly chick.
…ah crap.
Even though they moved Oldie Olderson to about 10 feet away from the catcher, you know that ball never made it.
Brady Quinn's shorts appear to be cut off cargo pants. Classy!
You tell us not to say how gay soccer is. Then you post this picture. What the hell is that number on the small of his back? Does he play in a nude soccer league? Please stop the posting these pictures.
AHH my eyes! I can only hope Chris Benoit will come and strangle that visual out of my mind.
Not pictured (thank God): Brady Quinn's "Red Rocker" Santa Cruz license plate.
Sammy and Tony are commiserating over how the pigs won't let them drive over 55 and/or drunk.
I always thought that chicks have a tatoos on their lower back for the guyw who are pounding them doggie style, so why does this guy…. oh, wait…italian soccer player you say? Never mind.
Let me guess antonio, no homo?
nice tramp stamp
on second though that could be gianfranco with the antonio tat
do you guys think chris benoit crippler crossfaced his family to death? or maybe he went with the figure 4 leg lock, let me know what you think.
Thanks Cleef (I can call you Cleef, right) for pointing out that zola is in his forties. I didn't want to wear the soccer nerd button today.
I prefer Van Cleef but AEVC works fine too. Yeah it was something of a dilemma wanting to point that out knowing it would be to the complete indifference of everbody else, but hey it’s never stopped me before.