06.20.07 ‘HEY! THAT’S MY MOP!’
A BYU track star attacked a man with his own mop, leading to a scene where to grown men were fighting with mops. This is actually true:
A star runner at Brigham Young University was arrested after getting out of his car and striking a pedestrian with a mop, police said. Kyle Perry’s vehicle apparently got too close to the man, who was pushing a bucket with mops across a street June 14, witnesses told police.
“Angry words were exchanged,” Provo police Capt. Cliff Argyle said. “Mr. Perry exited his vehicle and grabbed a mop out of the pedestrian’s mop bucket and started to strike the pedestrian,” Argyle said. “The pedestrian grabbed another mop and used it to defend himself. Eventually the pedestrian was shoved over a planter box and fell onto his back,” the officer said.
I admit, I'm a little late to this because I kept wavering with which Photoshop to go with. Personally, I prefer the Stanley Spadowski/UHF reference, because it allows me to remember silly fake shows like Wheel of Fish, The Young and Dyslexic, Wonderful World of Phlegm, and The Fresh Prince Bel-Air. But a lot more people understand and recognize Star Wars, so I thought I'd put that up there, too, because I don't want to piss off the nerds. I saw this one documentary where a bunch of nerds ganged up on cool athlete dudes and put "liquid heat" in their jock straps. No thank you.
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There are 26 comments about:
‘HEY! THAT’S MY MOP!’
Once again, twoeightnine shines.
Although I'm pretty sure Darth Maul would've gone with a Swiffer.
HEY! THESE FLOORS ARE AS DIRTY AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Kyle Perry really cleaned up in that fight.
Did you ever see the one where the nerd wears a Dark Vader mask and has sex with the jock's cheerleader girlfriend? BURN.
Just like a mormon, Bringing a mop to a broom fight.
"You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds."
the toxic avenger would be proud.
ahhh silly mormons, mops are for your many wives in your polygamous families, not for fighting, sheesh.
Is this what they are teaching the kids in Mormon School?? You see, us catholics, would have taken Push Broom to this guys ass!
And now, the severe beating of a Mormon college Janitor…
UHF reference. Wow. "I'm shaking like a shitting dog here" - Oscar Wilde. The gay authors thing is still relevant i hope. So, is there no cctv footage of the mop melee? Anyone know how to get those fancy French punctuation marks? There's also a gag here about mop guy wiping the floor with him but i'll rise above it.
i heard that saw dust stuff used to clean up puke was also involved in the fight. it was thrown into the eyes of mop guy. not sure why news outlets aren't reporting that detail.
A mop by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands.
Michael Vick could use these guys
It's a good day to be an American. USA, USA, USA!!!
LOL at the Star Wars pic, 289.
And the Marlins hit a 3-run homer off Jenks in the 8th to take a 4-2 lead. Kevin, its time to drink.
What happened to the good old days, when mops were used for sodomizing the weakling on the wrestling team?
I have seen the documentary you speak of Ufford. There is a certain part of the motion picture that will stay with me forever:
Booger: "Big deal, Did you get in her pants?"
Gilbert: "She's not that kind of girl, Booger."
Booger: "Why, does she have a PENIS?"
Today, Mormons with mops
Tomorrow, Jehovah's Witnesses with hockey sticks
Hey. Dickweed. Howzabout you not pester the poor bastard pushing a mop bucket across the street. Do not mess with a working man, track star, not even in Provo. Ya Prefontaine-looking motherfucker.
That guy will think twice about pushing his mop through Kyle Perry's House of Payne.
I'm thinking of something orange. Give up? Its an orange!
Damida…antimidashi…nerds! (slams door)
Mop mop mop, all day long. Mop mop mop while I sing this song.
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