The Blog of Hilarity (disclaimer: may not be hilarious) picked up on the next big fight in the world of mixed martial arts: the green Power Ranger versus Some Dude, in the cutthroat competitive world of Illinois Cage Fighting.
After years of restrictions from fighting because of contracts with Disney, [the Green Power Ranger] is now getting a chance to show his skills. [The Green Power Ranger] won his two previous bouts, but he said fighting is something he wants. It's not necessary for him. "I don't need to fight for money like all these other guys," he said. "I just do it because I like to."
This sounds great, but only if he gets to fight with a sword. That could actually make me want to go to Marion, Illinois. Which is saying a lot — I've been to Marion. NOT a vacation destination. Unless you like prisons surrounded by cornfields. Well, that's not entirely fair. There are some soy fields, too.
Side note: in the hierarchy of Power Rangers coming-of-age stories, this ranks behind the Pink Power Ranger revealing her cans and WAY AHEAD of the Red Power Ranger doing porn.
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Side note: in the hierarchy of Power Rangers coming-of-age stories, this ranks behind the Pink Power Ranger revealing her cans and WAY AHEAD of the Red Power Ranger doing porn.
You forgot the unfortunate tale of the Yellow Power Ranger moving west, trying to make it in show business, ending up addicted to crack and finally bottoming out by servicing Brady Quinn in a the bathroom of a roadside rest stop. Tragic.
KSK's a couple hours ahead of you, UES.
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Jonnie Morton knows he could take this punk. Just as soon as he gets out of the hospital.
It would have been better if the Red Power Ranger had revealed his cans and the Pink one had done porn, but Pursuit of Happiness is headed to the top of my Netflix list regardless.
I'm understaffed, Ufford. Cut me some slack.
I got more Power Ranger related emails than I could have ever hoped for in my life today. Apparently, the Black Ranger also did a movie about Backyard Wrestling: [www.imdb.com]
Marion, home to the nation's largest and most notorious SUPERMAX. HOLLA! 23 hour a day lockdown. YES!
Saw Amy Jo Johnson at LAX once. So tiny, I could have put her in my pocket. And I wanted to put her in my pocket. My front pocket.
Black Power Ranger? Next your going to be telling me ProStars is coming back!
FYI, anybody else anticipating Maurice Clarett's first MMA fight after he is released?
Please tell me that "The Badger" is going to speak English but, mouth the words like Japanese before the Fight begins!! I think that would make Captain-3-First-Names feel right at home.
After reading this I've just spent the last hour looking up Power Rangers on Wikipedia and reliving the fact that I was a tv-addicted dork at age 13. And now. Anyways, I might have to go look up Animaniacs and Chip n Dale to complete the trifecta.
Amy Jo Johnson boobies? Why was I not made aware of this sooner?
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Marion is my hometown, and yet? Not offended. It is a prison surrounded by corn fields, but it has about 40 liquor stores for a population of 15,000, so why you bitchin'?.
Pete Rose was imprisoned there, and the story is that the officials wouldn't let him play on the prison softball team. As it is also the hometown of Ray Fosse, perhaps it was karma Charlie Hustle a smack upside the head.
meh – she's not that great – but I think Power Rangers suck – but I'll contribute to the PSA
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Jason David Frank is actually a serious badass. Really. If I had any money (Stupid Vegas) I'd bet you all he whips this old dude.
I live near Marion in Carbondale and heard a commercial for this fight on the radio and they were touting him as a Power Ranger and I was thinking "what the fuck? Is this supposed to make him sound tough?" And by the way, there is more in Marion than prisons and cornfields.. They also are home to an independent minor league team that plays at a park with field turf and fake dirt. Fake dirt, I shit you not. This is acually true.