Ali Williams, the New Zealand All Black whose jaw was discourteously broken by French rogue Sebastien Chabal last week, underwent surgery to have his jaw wired shut and is now — as foreign- and hot-sounding Winifred pointed out — accepting fan submissions for soup recipes.

"I'm finding it a bit tricky, I'm going to have to keep it going somehow," he said in a video on the All Blacks' website. "The only thing that can keep me going is by eating soup, or sucking soup."

Well, there's good news for Ali:  You don't have to eat meat! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone… It's tomato soup, served ice cold! Hey, why is everyone laughing?