Following yesterday's troubling love-letter to Brady Quinn in Men's Health, a handsome tipster pointed out to me that NBC Sports is more than a little gay for semi-retired UFC fighter Ken Shamrock, the 43-year-old who lost to Tito Ortiz for the third consecutive time last October.
His sculpted biceps flex and gleam in the 107-degree heat as he delicately rubs another coat of sun block lotion on [his granddaughter]. This is the dichotomy of Ken Shamrock; he is undeniably strong, yet observant and caring… He's as calm as the blue sky above and as powerful as the desert sun beating down…
As if on cue, as if every card inside the resort's casino turned up a '21' at every blackjack table, a couple of people who had been staring at the ruggedly handsome Shamrock from across the pool have now gotten up the courage to approach. He sincerely acknowledges the good wishes by extending his hand. Ripples can't help moving through his muscular arm and the fans can't contain giant smiles of excitement in shaking hands with a legend.
Yikes. That writer did everything but beg for a Shamrock shake. I'm not sure if I can look at UFC the same way any more. This is so messed up. When I think about UFC, I want to think about two muscular, sweaty guys in hot pants grappling and getting rough with each other, not something gay.
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Even Brady Quinn thinks that's gay.
Never have I wanted so bad to be a granddaughter. I mean, that's gay.
kenny rice at nbcsports has a serious man crush on ken shamrock.
In the picture he is demonstrating why all his friends want him to sit in the middle at the movies.
At what point after a journalist finds themselves writing the words 'ruggedly handsome' do they just decide to stop fighting it and write that erotic romance novel they've been thinking about for years?
Honestly, I think it'd be more noteworthy if anyUFC-related reporting was slightly less than flamboyantly gay. Isn't this just par for the course?
The editors of Men's Health think that's gay, and want to hire Kenny Rice for their next feature.
Does this site get off on reading homo erotic posts???
Make it STOP!!!!! Not every sport is gay!!! The next thing we will read is how the TIGHT END for the NY Giants Jeremy Shockey was sitting on the beach, his long locks of hair blowing in the breaze, putting lotion on his WIDE RECIEVER Plexico, on beautiful clear day, with birds chirping gazing into each others eyes…………….WTF!!!
So, Gore Vidal has taken up sportwriting, eh? (Not a lot of Gore Vidal fans, huh? How about David Sedaris? Gay writers for 1000, Alex).
David Sedaris would never write anything that gay.
Shamrock looks like he really wants to pound some man ass in that picture. But speaking of man crushes, I think one has to point out (UFC Announcer and jackass) Goldberg's raging man fixation on Randy Couture.
So, Gore Vidal has taken up sportwriting, eh? (Not a lot of Gore Vidal fans, huh? How about David Sedaris? Gay writers for 1000, Alex).
Chuck Palauhniuk (Fight Club), Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho), Truman Capote, Augusten Burrows….
Lisa: Friends? These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.
I dont know, Red. Some of the stuff in his essay about the nudist colony in 'Naked' was pretty gay.
I mean…….tits.
Thank you for forever ruining my annual Shamrock shake indulgence.
Please, I beg of you, don't ruin my other passion with any gay McRib sandwich references.
Ruggedly handsome? Looks more like Cosmo Kramer. HHY, I do like me some David Sedaris. In fact, if you've ever had to pee at a football game, I highly recommend: [www.youtube.com]
tennessee williams anyone ? also gay.
@ Hugh B. Brown: You're safe on the Shamrock Shake, I think. That's mint, right? What's going on above is fruity, not minty.
Kenny Rice really wants to spend more time with Ken Shamrock at the Pool. And when i say "Pool" i mean "Glory Hole".
His sculpted biceps flex and gleam in the 107-degree heat as he delicately rubs another coat of sun block lotion on [his granddaughter]. This is the dichotomy of Ken Shamrock; he is undeniably strong, yet observant and caring… He's as calm as the blue sky above and as powerful as the desert sun beating down…
The opening scene from the new adult film, Buttman and Throbbin'
Man, Al Bundy got ripped.
You guys are missing another point…
43 years old and a grandpa? Shamrock's making Dukes look a virgin.
Part of me thinks that the author is clearly gay, but the other part of me says that the author is just really into cock.
look like*
First comment on this site and I mess it up. It's been a long day…
good point hero, 43 yrs old with 7 kids and 2 grandkids. shamrock and his offspring = not gay.
Well clearly Shamrock isn't gay, homeboy has had more 'Tang then an astronaut. But the author of that piece definitely spends time at bars like The Manhole and Club Ramrod.
@ Tim…..he's the man. 'Dress Your Family in Cordoroy and Denim' is fucking hilarious.
Loved Dress Your Family. Only liked Holidays on Ice, which I read next to my Christmas tree for the full experience.
p.s. Loved the cabin
Ummm…what's wrong with his left man-boob?
Somebody really REALLY studied that photo…….
In Georgia, it's not uncommon to be a great-grandfather at 43. Well, a great-grandfather/father that is.
Peter King that article is gay, and he just finished up being the meat in a Brett Favre/Tony Romo sandwich.
Wake me when the president of UFC fakes his own death for ratings.
The only thing gayer than this article is talking shit three times in a row and getting your ass whomped, live, on Pay-Per-View, three times in a row.
Looks like dating a porn star worked for Ortiz; I suggest Shamrock ask out either Dick Ramrod or Pete Assfucker if looking for that same boost.
Johnnie Morton better not fight this guy or he might wake up with more than a headache IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
Not that he wouldn't like that.