Comments on: GARY SHEFFIELD IS A JACKASS

By: vinceneilyoung

vinceneilyoung — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:38:34 +0000

I had a job for a while because I wanted to benefit, but in the end I just went back to who I am. Oddly, my bill collectors don't talk to me with that much respect, which is weird because my race demands it.

By: Bill Brasky

Bill Brasky — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:19:36 +0000

The resemblance between young Sheff and AC Slater is uncanny. I wonder if AC rocked Bayside High with that kind of crazy?

By: BigD's

BigD's — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:56:17 +0000

He quoted it perfectly before: “It looks like I'm a 2-year-old who can't relay a message.”

By: UES007

UES007 — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:03:53 +0000

You're all racists! Can I finish? Can I finish? Ok, I'm finished.

By: JonathanWK

JonathanWK — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:51:33 +0000

Wait a second...you can't "control us"? Weren't the "us" he's referring to enslaved for a couple centuries? If that's not being controlled, I'm not entirely sure that I know what is.

Also, it would seem to me that NFL teams have far more control over their players than MLB. If his theory were correct, wouldn't we see more black baseball players and fewer black football players?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:48:58 +0000

"... there ain't no English going to be coming out."

Apparently, Gary Sheffield loves English like a shirtless redneck on "COPS" loves his wife. He assaults the language because he cares, dammit. Why does English make him hurt it? Why?

You have to give the man credit, though. It's not easy to fit a double negative, a slang verb, a misconjugated verb and a sentence-ending preposition in the span of just eight words. If he'd crammed one more mistake in there, Noah Webster would've risen from the grave.

By: Timmy

Timmy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:32:28 +0000

"but in the end, he is going to go back to being who he is."

So by Sheff's definition, Manny Ramirez the blackest player in baseball.

By: MuckFichigan

MuckFichigan — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:17:03 +0000

289 is that a pre-op photo of A-Rod's stripper girl you used there?

By: Hercules Rockefeller

Hercules Rockefeller — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:07:39 +0000

I was at a Giants-Dodgers game a few years back, w/ seats right behind the Dodgers dugout. The Giants were getting pounded…and I was pretty drunk so, in the 8th w/ Shef in the hole and standing on the on top step of the dugout, I started yelling "Hey Gary, what happened to your gold teeth?" over and over until he turned around and shot me a nasty look. When he finally got up he ripped a 3-run blast to left, came back to the dugout and pointed right at me. Dude's fuckin' scary.

By: Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane

Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:03:36 +0000

Grimey…don't forget all that effective birth control in the Latino community…