Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka will release a "compilation of his favorite tunes" called Music from the Mounds Mound.
The album will include one original track, "Gyro Ball," which will feature former J.Geils harmonica player Magic Dick, former Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt, and NESN announcers Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy. (Dice-K does not sing or perform on the album.) "I enjoy a wide variety of music, especially rock, hip – hop and R&B," Matsuzaka said in a statement. "I am excited to share my favorite inspirational songs with everyone in Red Sox Nation and beyond.
Wow, who would have thought that all of Dice-K's favorite songs would exclude Japanese music and appeal directly to Boston Red Sox fans? What a crazy coincidence. What's not a crazy coincidence is loving Extreme. There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you. Hole-hearted, hole-heaaaaaarteeeed. And now that song is in your head. You're welcome.
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I love that song more than words can describe.
I'm playing Japanese music on my flute right now.
The Vapors: Turning Japanese?
i'll tell you what's not a coincidence. the fact that there's a Yoko Matsugane picture on my screen and at the same time a boner in my pants.
If Daisuke Matsuzaka only knew how easy it would be to show me how he feels.
All I know is whenever I see Dice K in the headline, I will be getting my daily fill of wonderfully breastilicious pictures. What was the article about?
will any cool bands from boston such as the dropkick murphy's or the mighty mighty bosstones be featured ?
Bronson Arroyo has issued a karaoke challenge to Dice-K.
Thanks to YOKO-M, in a few minutes…I will release my seed.
Are there any pictures of the large breasted Japanese cutie, y’know, with ‘em out? I’d like that.
I also love Dice-K posts. She's the best.
Jack White just threw his laptop across the room in fear.
More posts should have Yoko…. How bout "WithYoko" entries. They could be about nascar for all I care.
When does the Guitar Hero II: The Joel Zumaya Special Edition come out?
Former J.Geils harmonica player Magic Dick? Really? He has time for this with that whole solo career thing going?
Andrew Ridgely is offended that no one called him. He loves balls.
"Should have known from the start, I'd fall short with the things I do… Hole hearted"
Ok, now it's my time I stand at the edge of my roof and hope for a stiff breeze.
My girlfriend saw me looking at a WL Yoko/Dice K post. She said that she was disgusting and her "tits are too big, she's nasty." My advice? Dont tell your girlfriend that you wish she looked like a big-breasted Japanese model. Now you know.
no Peter Gammons appearance? Weak.
and to quote Dave Grohl on the quality of Nuno and his buddies in Extreme "I don't think they're aware of how much they suck!"
better advice, don't tell your wife she looked like a big breated japanese model.
Who came first – Magic Dick or Magic Johnson.
Wait… Maybe I should rephrase that question.
bbbvvvrroommm….bbbvvvrrroooommm*
*Me. Starting the motorboat.
I wouldn't mind seeing the bare lungwarts, but I think I speak for just about everyone when I say "Do you have any pics sans undies so that we can see if it really is sideways?"
speaking of songs that stick in your head:
Domo Origato Mr. Roboto and thanks for the big breasted jap!
God bless Dice-K post, and ALL NATURAL Breasteseseseses……
there is no magic required when yoko graces this site.
looks like the rubber is too far back on the mound…. not that I mind.
"Hole-Hearted" was much better than its lamer sequel, "Hoof-Hearted."
This chart topper will most likely challenge William Hung's "Inspiration" album for most copies sold in that coveted "english albums by asian guys who can't really speak the language" demographic.
This chart topper will most likely challenge William Hung's "Inspiration" album for most copies sold in that "english albums by asian dudes who can't really speak the language" demographic.
Since you guys are such fans of things that are large, round and Japanese:
[www.japanprobe.com]
Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk that dinosaur.
I used to revere Nuno, what with him being the pride of Hudson, MA, and all. But that went right out the window when he refused to so much as appear on camera for VH1's "Reuniting The Band". Completely ridiculous. What a douche.
For all you wishing to see nude Yoko M pics, here's the next best thing (NSFW!)
[www.newbienudes.com]