
So it's come to this. A NASCAR post. Sigh.
Anyway, last month Dale Earnhardt Jr — whose car is one of the more famous athletes in NASCAR — announced he would leave behind Dale Earnhardt Inc because his stepmother Teresa is a gigantic bitch and ran the organization into the ground. ESPN is now reporting that Earnhardt will race next year for Hendrick Motorsports, which is important because, uh… something about cars? I think Hendrick gets better gas mileage or something.
There's also lots of talk about whether or not Budweiser will follow Earnhardt to Hendrick to remain his sponsor and about who will get to drive whose car next year. Wow! Can you feel the intrigue? It's like an Agatha Christie novel, if all the suspects drove around in circles and were sponsored by American beers and other crappy products nobody likes, like the U.S. Army.


NASCAR? Damn… it *is* a slow day.
(come on, Kobe – demand a trade again!)
Hmmm another thrilling story from the left turn league. Although, I can't say the sport is all bad- it did inspire Gunner to get his leg brace!
They have teams?
And now for your complimentary: Who gives a shit?
they have an agreement that if you drive for hendrick motorsports you have to be able to annunciate, i have a feeling this will fall through.
…and were sponsored by American beers and other crappy products nobody likes…
The Jack Daniels #07 car would like a word with you.
Sorry, I am lost…this is about what again? Cars?
For the record, I actually follow NASCAR casually. I don't dislike it; it just doesn't usually make for great blog content.
As you can see.
What about Wrangler jeans? Will he still endorse them? Has anyone thought about Wrangler?
Army bashing now? What else would we expect from a Jarhead.
My dad was carrer army, retired as a SFC in the 101. His dad was retired Quartermaster in the Navy. Annual Army/Navy game was always drunken cursing fun.
Now if they would just start harassing strippers, running dog fighting rings, cheating on their wives with butch she-males, driving drunk, and then proceeding to vomit, shit and bleed all over the walls of various rooms… then we'd have something going there. For a sport that started with bootleggers these guys are pussys!
Pussies. Sorry.
So it's come to this. A NASCAR post. Sigh.
Come on, Matt…..you could do a preview for Game 3 of the NBA Finals.
No, you're right. NASCAR is less boring.
MY question is will he get a new episode of Cribs? The last one was so riveting…he actualy had the fucking stock car in his garage…
I think I'll be able to get over Bud no longer sponsoring Dale.
But, if DuPont ever stops sponsoring Jeff Gordon…..I really don't know what I would do.
drunk punk – you have to be able to announce to drive for Hendrick Motorsports?
Wrangler: Real. Comfortable. Jeans.
I only watch midget stock car racing. Those little guys are fearless!
I think in Dantes 'Inferno' that the 4th circle of hell is a 1 mile oval.
I go to races for the wrecks. Not on the oval, but in the parking lot. Not cars, but the fashion, hairstyle, dental and general genetic kind. You can't find mullets like those anywhere outside of Missouri.
Matt, I had a legal assistant once that "casually" followed NASCAR. And by "casual" she meant that she only knew the birthdays, names of exes and personal histories of the spouses of each driver… but not the extended family.
NASCAR fans are scarier than Jeff Reed at a bar.
Ahhhh fuck this is painful… I never thought… I'd wish… for… a SOCCER post.
[vomit, blood and diarrhea spray everywhere]
Aww! Junebug's move to Hendrick makes the most sense from a competitive standpoint, but I was really hoping he would go to Gibbs, so that he and Smoke (Tony Stewart) could be teammates. With Tony behind the wheel of his orange Home Depot car, and Junior in the (imaginary) passenger seat, drawlin' over the radio, it would be like the Dukes of Hazard all over again.
Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm…
Uh… sorry, I don't know if anyone else is getting the Bustedtees Redhead… she seems alright from what i can see… nice little side boob action goin' on there! I like Redheads.
/threadjack
Whoa whoa whoa. Hold your horses. I thought I was the only one who didn't like the Army.
Just so I'm not crazy:
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Thank you for your support.
bye bye kyle bush
I think that Jr. took the easy way out. If you do the math, the team that is hot right now is Hendrick. But, look what happened to Roush after its dominance a few years back!! There is always an ebb and flow. As a Ryan Newman fan and dodge guy, I would have loved to see him go to one of the Dodge teams.
As a shout out to my boy Newman, boy did he get the short end of the deal this weekend! I listened to him on his weekly Alltel Racing Podcast and I really think he's going to win this weekend in Michigan.