People assume that I'm some kind of badass just because I have a tattoo for every major trial I went through in the Marine Corps, but the truth is that I'm a sensitive soul. I love petting kittens and re-watching The Notebook, and I'm not ashamed to admit that when the tattoo artist filled in the work on my spine, I clenched my jaw and grunted a little bit. After a while, I even asked for a break like a pussy.
Not Schrutebag, though. What a model of stoicism. Is he a human being or a statue?
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Couldn't the jackhole at least not chosen one off the wall?
Spade tattoos are for Madball fans and streetgangs, not shrutebags.
Who gives a shit about the tattoo on his ankle. What tattoo did he get for his tramp stamp?
Or lower leg. Whichever.
Have to give him credit for not going with the typical ankle tattoo of a dolphin or butterfly.
I couldn't tell what his trampstamp said because I only fucked him from behind for about 2 minutes then he wanted me to bang him missionary so I could stare into his eyes. Wait……. Is that gay? It's not gay if you bang another dude missionary just as long as you stare into his eye while you are doing it right????? RIGHT????
P.S. I just rubbed one out to that sexy beast that is the spelling bee champions mom. BOOOOOYAH
huh… i always assumed you were a badass more like in the way that Powder was a badass.
nice goomba tattoo, pussy
His wife cried like a bitch too when she got that tatoo of a unicorn jumping over the moon on her tit.
Getting the tattoo didn't bother him at all. He's making that face because he's listening to his show.
Who tattoos a butt plug on their leg?
He should have tattooed a Ken doll for and told people it was a self-portrait.
No blood on the walls?
That's not a real tattoo shop.
I was lied to about the hotness of said spelling be champions mama. Lied to!
clearly, i'm not a spelling bee champion
I know he lost a bet, but I'd like to know the significance of that particular design. Then I'd punch him in the face.
He got a tattoo on his stomach that says "The Big Lead" with an arrow pointing down.
He should have picked the tatoo that I have on my dick…..The sword EXCALABUR!!!
Yeah, that is a spelling bee word "E-X-C-A-L-A-B-U-R." BOOYAH!!!!
I could be pedantic here but i misspelled competition on the spelling bee thread so i'll refrain.
His other leg has the Chinese symbol for "douchefucker".
Wait a second — you were in the Marines?
Hopefully that needle was previously used by Tommy Morrison.
Actually it's his daughter's initials inside a spade. He didn't pick it off a wall but had a contest amongst his listeners.
I can see Shrutebag coming into his studio next week and parking in a disabled space, then going inside with his leg covered in bubblewrap.
His trampstamp just has an arrow point down with "Insert Cock Here" written above it.
Hate to break it to ya, but it's E-X-C-A-L-I-B-U-R. I wouldn't worry about it though, I can't imagine reading is a skill you require of the chicks "handling your sword."
that facial expression is similar to that of the big lead.
That's sweet! I find it touching to pay tribute to your daughter and do it in a way that will last forever. I know lots of people who do that and at least it's not something off the wall or a tribal wraparound.
That being said, I'm still going to punch him in the face.
Nothing says "I want to be cool to the 20 somethings my crushed self-esteem is telling me to date even though I'm a dad, getting divorced and probably going to try to dump my kids on my wife so I can have a cool bacherlor pad" like getting stupid tattoo in your 40s