This video sent in by Becky (three parts sexy, two parts crazy — rawr!) was supposedly taken after Chuck Liddell got his ass handed to him in his UFC title match against Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. And just look at poor Chuck. Totally distraught. He can barely muster the energy to make out with these two girls, leaving them to make out with each other. It's just sad.
In other news, the last time I went to a bar, I played Scrabble. "Anecdote" on the triple word score, bitches! And don't forget my 50-point bonus!


Looks like just another night out for me…. if you replace making out with buxom lesbian strippers with drinking whiskey alone in the dark
UFC Fight Night tonight. All the possibility of another let down but it won't cost 39.95.
Oh yeah, those girls are probably pre-med so they were just checking his jaw to make sure it wasn't broken.
what a loser.
I would have pretended to reach for something and brushed the back of my hand across one of their boobies.
Hey Chuck, be sure to get some condoms from Rampage. He's got the big ones.
I have but one question and that is what LA club still plays that song. Honestly Chuck even making out with 2 strippers is not as cool when you are in a place playing 2 year old singles that stopped being hot the second week they were out. I mean even the Chris Rock joke made in his last special about this song is OLD.
In other words get a life Chuck!
I would let Rampage kick my ass just to get two girls half as hot to make out on my lap.
Aw…..skeet skeet, motherfucker. You're missing the big siliconed picture, Sluhoken.
If his "lovemaking" skills are anything like the fighting skills he displayed in his fight against Rampage, Liddell busted a nut before the video was even over.
hey chuck, you do realize those chicks mouths were all over some high rolling asian guys cock an hour before you decided to stick your tongue in there to mop up the mess…
Xyience!
Later I bet he gets at least one of them to choke out.
I was waiting for Chuck to grab both of their heads and bash 'em together.
Steve DeBerg, cut him some slack…..he was probably still a little woozy from the beating.
Weed Against Speed’s “lovemaking” line reminded me of one of the lines from Me, Myself and Irene: “Yeah, because if your fuckin’ is anything like your police work then you couldn’t hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.”
This will never happen to me again, Monogamy BLOWS!
I'm expecting Pauly Shore and Kevin Dillon to jump out with a camera crew.