Perhaps because the disturbing print ad wasn't memorable enough, Bengals QB Carson Palmer has filmed a commercial promoting John Morrell's hot beef. The FanHaus has the rundown on all the innuendo in the video, but I think it's pretty tame. It's not like Carson puts a hot dog between his buns or anything. However, I'm a little surprised that the clip of him fellating a hot dog got left on the cutting room floor. It was really beautiful to watch. Soft focus, low light. Very tasteful and artistic.
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Usually, the last thing a Bengal wants to see are a bunch of uniformed men jumping out of a van.
"can we get a measurement over here ?" , wow that was gay.
Of all of the Bengal legal violations, now we have to add pedophilia to the list? Et tu, Carson?
Kordell Stewart is sitting at home wodering why he was never able to land a sausage or salami endorsement back in the day.
Being an Ohioan, you can't escape this commercial. It's on constantly. John Morrell makes some tasty raccoon dicks though.
At least they cut out the part with the kid saying: "Daddy who the hell is that old-looking white guy getting out of that ethnic van?"
for as bad as this commercial is, you kind of look forward to seeing a former stud USC quarterback hawking…second rate, cow-urethra-flilled hot dogs on regional television.
And you don't have to be an all-pro quarterback to afford one.
Affordability? Really? Is that a big part of the sausage buying decision?
If you splice this commercial with the Red Sox chick chugging mustard you have…well, I don't know what the fuck you have.
Carson seriously needs to fire his agent.
That's nothing. Tony Parker has been chuggin' Earl Campbell's Hot Sausage for years.
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@Weed Against Speed
You have a really gay 4th of July barbeque.
Brady Quinn also supports measuring sausages before use.
@weed against speed:
Or, you have an average day at Brady Quinn's house.
fuck. Throwbot got there first. My bad.
I am surprised Brady didn't come out of the van and say, "I would like to put my hot beef, in your bun Carson." than Secret Lover would be playing iin the back ground, as though slowly go for the embrace….BEEF, IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER.
Hi my name is Carson Palmer and I come from a long line of sausage smokers. My whole family loves the way that John Morrell's sausage fits into a bun. Even Chris Johnson says it's huge! Take it from me, All-Pro Quarterback Carson Palmer, there's only one sausage to stick in your buns this season, John Morrell's smoked sausage!
"it's good"? … This commercial isn't going to help mend any rift between the NFL's referee community and the greater-Cincinnati sausage-eating masses .
warning: do not leave john morrell's sausages in front of any other Bengals player. Hot beef may be stolen, assaulted, operated while impaired, used to conceal a weapon and/or marijuana, etc.
Giggidy.
And after the commercial shoot was over, Carson Palmer stole that van.
@Sheedshair: If assaulting hot beef is part of the list, maybe the warning should cover both Ohio teams.
The next spot should be Chris Henry (wearing Chris Henry jersey) getting arrested for eating the 'other guy's' weiners.
"We've never been more disappointed in you, Chris" –Marvin Lewis at the end of the commerical.
@ Weed Against Speed, et al.
Add beer and you have a Schmidt's Gay commercial.
Kid: "It's Carson Palmer! You play quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals! My dad says you don't really try… except during the playoffs…."
Carson Palmer: "The hell I don't!"
Aside from the rampant homosexual imagery, other questions remain. Why does Carson Palmer cross his arms with his hands in his armpits like the chick from the SNL Skits? And why the hell does a Sausage van need Sprewells? If I am at my nice, suburban BBQ that is the last thing I want to see roll up
Carson Palmer: "I'm out there busting my buns every night!"
And what of that song – 'It's a love thing, it's a good thing…'? Have studies shown that in-the-closet farmers are the number 1 purchaser of cylindrical meat products? Did I just answer my own question?
Has anybody see my weiner?
Sincerely,
Mongo from "What About Mary"
A cup of mustard and wieners. Well
playedposted, Ufford.Carson loves the cock!
and the award for the most unnecessary rims on a van goes to…
If Kimo von Oelhoffen was working that grill all the sausages would have been burned to a crisp.
I've seen bigger…
Eric Ghiaciuc was last seen compulsively scrubbing in the shower, sobbing.