BOB BARKER COULD HAVE JOINED ESPN
06.20.07If you're anything like me, you rebelled against ESPN and stopped watching SportsCenter years ago. And/or you have excellent hair and a way with the ladies. Either way, this tribute to Bob Barker (by… Bob Barker) after his retirement from The Price is Right was actually pretty entertaining. Definitely a subtle change of pace from people yelling at each other about Kobe Bryant.
As seen on Bourbon for Breakfast, which is a terrific name for a blog. And a terrific idea.
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Then Bob Barker added, "Dogs hear my voice and automatically rip off their own testicles because of the sheer power I possess."
Can't wait to have Rosie O'Donnell taking his place!
Bob Barker's had more ass than a toilet seat.
Bob could have given Mike Tirico pointers about having affairs with coworkers.
I enjoy a little JD with my morning bacon every now and then. Get's the heart nice and congested.
Bob Barker once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
I would love to see a random fact generator on Bob Barker like they have for Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris
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Not to nitpick and all, but there's only 1 'L' in Colin.
Bob is actually getting a hummer under the desk from Linda Cohn
God bless Bob Barker, a true legend.
Bob is actually getting a hummer under the desk from Linda Cohn
That's because he ran the gamut at ESPN and forget about her before he got a hummer from Greenberg.
Do yourselves a favor, and google Rachel Reynolds, one of his top beauties. She'd get it 5 times.
devang. You are nitpicking and you are wrong
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Ray Combs stopped watching Sportscenter, and the Price is Right.
I would fit in with the ESPN, I am inadequate" truer words were never spoken.
No, no, no, devang. Haven't you heard that Linda Cohn has false teeth?
Berman beat the shit out of her and knocked out all of her teeth when Linda accidentally spilled some salsa on his favorite Tommy Bahama shirt.
A story like that has got to be true!!
My apologies Collin Finnerty
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So she can make an tight O-ring with her mouth? That's some good sucking right there.
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Barker fucking rules.
The Price is wrong Bob
DatDude, Rachel Reynolds is one of the hottest pieces of ass I have ever seen. Thanks for the reminder.
Ouch Yamabushi.
Is it possible for an octogenarian to be a badass? No? Yeah, I was just checking.
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bob is the man.
I'm assuming that if Rosie gets the gig, she will be spayed/neutered???
Try this one I Got Worms.
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Berman would be the perfect replacement for the Barkster. "Hey, Berman Beauty, spread yourself out on that Corvette."
New game: How Long Is Leather's Schlong? (Straight women/gay men)
Best tribute to the Barkster: The Jack Black-Triumph The Insult Comic Dog duet "Bob Barker" from Triumph's Come Poop With Me album. It's a classic!