06.01.07 A-ROD’S STRIPPER COULD USE SOME CLOTHES
When you heard that Alex Rodriguez's stripper friend Joslyn Morse had been in Playboy, you wanted to see the photos. I wanted to see the photos. Heck, we all did.
But friends, we were wrong. So, so wrong. These photos were made safe for work by With Leather's image guru 289, using only his Photoshop skills and adept symbolism. But if you really want to see the full Monty, our heroic friends at the Daily Niner (NSFW, obviously) are happy to scar your retinas. Godspeed, brave Internet users.
UPDATE: Sorry, photos gone. So sad. But not really.
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A-ROD’S STRIPPER COULD USE SOME CLOTHES
Did they airbrush out his penis?
He probably should have A-Rod'd out the adam's apple, too.
WOW!!!! What is the name of that KINKS song?
rusty.
That dude has a great rack.
Yamma-hamma it's fright night!!
What the hell is wrong with her ass?
Not only is it a dude, but said dude looks to be about 50.
Marv Albert is jealous.
This is clearly just a marketing move: A-Rod's only fucking her to get more coverage in the LA Times.
After being forced to stare at those pics for 10 minutes (I demand a raise) I've discovered that Joslyn and I have something in common; an inverted penis.
A-ROD'S STRIPPER COULD USE SOME CLOTHES, a female face, a vagina, and estrogen.
Fixed
That's the worst filleting of a penis into a vagina I have ever seen.
Guh, it's Ann Coulter with implants.
"Lola, lo-lo-lo-lo, Lola!"
Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy think she's busted.
I'd like to retract my statement from a previous section.
Thanks - that is all for now.
Wonder what she sounds like? I'm thinking Tom Waits or maybe Lee Marvin.
Is that Bea Arthur's son?
There's a reason they keep the lights dim in strip clubs. Or so I've heard.
I just looked at
herits photos and I feel awkward. Can't even think of trying to fuckherit. A-Rod, you sir, are in a league of your own.AEVC I was thinking more along the lines of Clint Eastwood….Picture it…..Looking at you with those squinty manly eyes…."Feel lucky punk?" Makes me want to curl up in a corner some where.
Derek Jeter is laughing at you even harder than usual, A-Rod. In between sleeping with supermodels and A-list actresses, that is.
So exactly why is Jeter coming out of her buttocks?
Old. Fake. Used. Disappointed.
…and her cooter?
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