Anna Kournikova not only failed at her tennis career, she has also failed as a person.
Marriage rumors swirl about Latin heartthrob Enrique Iglesias and tennis champ [editor's note: champ?] Anna Kournikova, but the singer envies the unattached lifestyle of his pals who play for the other team. "My stylist is gay and lives in L.A.," he tells the new issue of Genre magazine, on stands July 2, "and when he came to Miami, he went out. And I asked, ‘Your boyfriend doesn't care?' And he said, 'We have an understanding if I'm out of the city.' When I saw George Michael, he said the same thing… I'm going to have to have a talk with my girl!"
At least he's being forthright about his commitment issues. If Anna wants to keep this handsome prince she'll have to give him what he wants: the freedom to screw men when he goes to other cities.
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My wife and I have an understanding like this. When I'm on the road, I'm free to sleep with other women. And when she's on the road, she's free to sleep with other women too.
Actually, "understanding" might be an overstatement. She was in the shower, and I mumbled something about it under my breath. But I'm pretty sure she got the gist.
More pictures of Anna!!!! Please.
I agree with the editors note.
I'm fairly sure that Anna has lost almost every single match she's ever had. My source is the fact that in all of her pictures, she is never shown with a trophy. Unless you count Enrique grabbing her ass as a trophy shot. I don't. But the average person might confuse the two.
Enrique, I'm going to have a talk with your girl too
hitting it out of the park today with the pics. and why doesn't enrique just break up with anna so he can fuck whatever he wants without having to have a talk with "his girl".
I wouldn't take advice on women from a guy who loves to bullride boners
I hear ya Enrique! My girlfriend won't do a lot of stuff that my gay friends do… namely anal.
Well, I need to have a talk with Enrique….When he is on the road banging manholes, I will make sure that "his girl" is taken care of, in the position shown above….
Yesterday it was pictures of Sharapova. Today it is Kournikova. I'm getting horny all ova.
"he sticks his cock in your ass?..I really need to talk to my girl about getting a cock"
-Enrique
Enrique should really have a talk with Ricky Martin. Now there's a guy who understands women.
Huh?
and tennis champ [editor's note: champ?]
I used to have a manager who would call me "champ" all the time.
I would call him "El Jefe" although he certainly wasn't the boss or the point man, and certainly not the Chief.
I hated that dude.
Every morning I wake up and try to visualize a best case scenario for the day ahead; this almost never pans out. Today's was Anna Kournikova crabwalking. You are a fucking wizard!
I don't think it's fair to say that Ana failed as a person. I think it was very brave of her to knowingly accept the challenge of trying to convert a gay man to heterosexuality.
Will someone please let Ana know that I'm gay, but willing to be her next project?
Glad to see Anna is practicing for our next encounter.
I still will argue that she was a good tennis player at one point but her dirty pillows make a much more convincing argument.
"Sploosh, Splooge (and other ejaculation noises)."
Anna Kournikova isn't enough woman for you? He goes on the road and she's where exactly? What the fuck is she doing that she can't go with him? WL's right here, she's failed as a person.
This now make Anna the hottest sports "beard." Mrs. Jeff Gordon, Mrs. Richard Jefferson, and Mrs. Jeff Garcia, step aside.
Better yet, crab-walk aside.
It's all explained in Enrique's new single release, "I Got Bro's In Different Area Codes"
She's a doubles champ. That counts, right?
how a man could be with her and be tempted to bat for the visiting team aka munch cock, i will never understand, i mean that's really gay
Iglesias offered to market extra-small condoms… She won't be missing much if he decides to play for the other team.
Funny thing about Enrique: he used to have a mole on his face and one day it was gone. Well it wasn't a mole, it was just a piece of Jon Amaechi's stool and he finally picked it off.
Dammit Enrico, I was reading through the comments to make a "mole" joke and you've stolen my thunder. Oh well, if I hadn't taken so long to jerk off to the picture of Anna, maybe I would have beat you to the punch
Enrique to stylist: "Next time you are rubbing Brady Quinn's head, could you tell him Anna is just window dressing and I really liked his article in Mens Health"