AMANDA BEARD UPDATES GALORE
06.08.07
Nothing's going on, so here are HD screen grabs of Amanda Beard on Letterman the other night (YouTube of it here). SI.com also has a Q & A with her, during which she reveals that (a) she has a boyfriend, (b) the biggest celebrity in her Blackberry is… Frankie Muniz?, (c) the person she admires most in sports is Karl Malone, and (d) what the fuck? Karl Malone? I used to think she was awesome. (Editor's note: actually, she's still awesome.)
Oh, and because everybody wants to see them, the photos from her Playboy spread are HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE (first four NSFW-ish), HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE (last five NSFW). You'll find that there's some unfortunate and excessive airbrushing, but there's plenty of nipply, toned-body goodness as well. Happy Friday everyone!
(Much thanks to Rocco, who pointed out where I could find the Playboy spread. Of course, he was too lazy to provide me any links, but he gave me directions there. He's like a treasure map, but less specific! And more handsome, of course.)
NAKED UPDATE: The rest of the NSFW Beard spread (heh, "beard spread")… HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE. Props go to commenter "JC" at WWTDD.
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does she show bush, or lack of it, in playboy ?
Do I not get props for the pics? Or would I have had not to have been cut/paste lazy? I do have a job to do.
Is she dead in that picture where you can't see her face?
Settle the fuck down, Rocco. I'm still updating the post.
Whoa her face scares me
Karl Malone says, "I'd put it in her butt".
Settle the fuck down, Rocco……….I dont know why, but that shit made me laugh out loud.
These pics are somewhat disappointing. I mean, she's a swimmer, so I don't know why I was expecting something different than this. She's hot and all……I don't know. These pics leave me wanting more. I'm not gay, am I?
It would be a lot cooler if Larry Flynt forked over some cash so we could see some pink. Me thinks Playboy kinda sucks now
Disappointed. When did Playboy get so damn artsy?
She has a face?
Dear Whiney Douchebags,
WL just saved you eight bucks. Stop complaining and respect the titties.
Fuck this photoshoot shit, I'd much rather see a video of her swimming nekkid.
i'm guessing by some of the comments there are no beaver shot. i'm also guessing there are no shots of her squirting all over the place. i'm with the bengalswarden, call larry flynt next time.
The second to last one is artsy in that it there's no way thats actually a photo. I think Jessica Rabbit's skin is more photorealistic than that.
Settle the fuck down, Rocco……….I dont know why, but that shit made me laugh out loud.
It made you laugh out loud because it's nothing you'd ever say to someone named Rocco. Face to face anyway.
Thanks for the links.
Hot, hot body – 9ish.
Face – um, 6?
And, Timmy, yeah – too artsy. I was hoping for something more along the smiling, more-natural, come-hithery type.
I have settled the fuck down. Grazie.
As for the rest of you, you're damn right you wouldn't say that to my face! Eh…well, maybe. I'm so tired.
<i>These pics leave me wanting more. I'm not gay, am I?</i>
No, you're the CEO of Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is who you are.
I'm actually digging the artist shots, blame that on me being a photographer though. I can pull come millions of come hither photos off
my hard-drivethe internet any day.Thanks for the links, I guess. They confirm my previous diagnoses of Playboy as boring, even for "artsy" shots, and of Amanda Beard as less hot than many women who do actual porn.
Hoh-hum.
Dat Dude: Playboy has gone down hill since they hired the editor away from Maxim a few years back. They are really trying to be just like Maxim, except they show somewhat nekkid chicks…gimme a Hustler, a lockable door, and 5 minutes, and I'm a happy man.
"anyone know where i can find clips of her fucking?". haha.
AEVC(fn) +100….fucking hilarious
@ mikeski: you gotta leave on a high note, thats the key.
No Beard from Beard? Thanks for saving me the 8 bucks. I'm going to go buy a squeegee with that extra moolah to wipe off my computer screen.
Jerking it at work is Fan fucking tabulous
First day I actually have to show at the office in two weeks and this goes on. Damn my luck. Or maybe not. I'll have to find out later, unfortunately. From here, though, she looks like a mannequin. I just can't put my finger in it, but there's something that bugs me about her.
She kinda looks like a scenario where a really highly intelligent horse concocted a secret potion to make them look human for a day or two and fool the entire race of civilization, damn that is a bad tooth to gum ratio…mmmmeeeeeeeeaaahhhh bbbbbbppppppppppp (simulate horse noises)
Karl Malone?!?!?!??
yup, that pretty much killed the libido…
on a second note, she reminds me of the big grey horse from Ren and Stimpy "Mr. Horse," man I wish her spread had a feature of her just standing there in a business suit.
if you lokk ar NSFW-ish photo # 3, she looks a little lippy, so maybe its good there's no poon shots.
Dont want people thinking she smuggled a stage curtain into the Playboy Mansion.
Vercillo10 There is some definite teeth whitening going on there…they are almost day glo…but, that said, I'd hit it and then go back for a re-tap….
I'm not saying the pics aren't good, because they are good, but aside from showing nipple it's no different than what you'd see in Maxim.
Vanilla,
But its the nipple that makes it good!
Does A-Rod know about this woman? I hear he's into the mannish types.
i'd hit it
F'ing celebs…they never show the snatch in Playboy. Like we can't just see their boobs thanks to some random paparazzi nipple slip photo…
No beard on beard
too tasteful for my taste.
In the immortal words of Booger, "This is bullshit, pan down, I want BUSH"
Vercillo10 said it best: (simulate horse noises)
i think she is set to star as leatherface in the next chainsaw massacre movie
They don't show any snizz because Karl Malone has mutilated it beyond recognition.
To me, NSFW means, look around and see if anyone's watching, click anyway, and see if it beats the filter. Me 1, Filter 0.
Did you get Amy Smart mixed up with Amanda Beard ?
Since when does David Letterman do job interviews? She sounds like a valley girl mixed with Paris Hilton. She's hot but who cares what she wants to do after swimming.
Um yeah…let's get these incorrect photos rectified puhleeease.
She was awesome in The Corpse Bride though
I think I must have put on my headache-inducing aviators this morning, because I swear that Amanda Beard is one of the visitors from "They Live"
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