XTREME BASEBALL LACKS EXTREME-NESS
05.08.07Enjoy this handy video on Xtreme baseball. Counting the number of ways it sucks made my head hurt. Xtreme my ass. Where are the cheerleaders? The violence? The Mountain Dew? Hell, there aren't even any skateboards. In conclusion: suck it, Xtreme baseball.
(Thanks to Deuce of Davenport)
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Needs more bikini-clad players driving little Japanese rally cars around the basepaths after hitting oversized inflatable baseball covered in Moises Alou’s urine. Did I mention more tits?
That was very not extreme. If the goal is to even the game out for righties and lefties, then why do you need all 18 fielders in the field…can’t you just play traditional half innings and alternate which innings you run to 3rd base and which ones you run to 1st base?
And they should put a keg on 2nd base…
I’ve been on sexier museum tours with my parents.
Was this chaos created just to make the XFL look good?
They’ll need nude cheerleaders to sell this one.
The narrative certainly didnt help its extremeness. “Wow. This is extreme.”
It sounds like Morley Safer narrating this buffonnery. Morely Safer is old, white and Canadian. In other words, he’s extreme. Only the opposite.
April Fools!
I want to be part of the flip side
The narrator needs to tkae the marbles out of his mouth….what a fucking retarded idea,…now, soccer on rollerblades…there’s an Idea!!! It’s gold, Jerry, GOLD!!!
My dad used to play BigTDog’s version of extreme softball. In order to pass second base you had to fill your cup and chug a beer.
The sleepy voiced narrator reminding us every 15 seconds that, yes- wow, this is extreme- really gave this sport the hard edge it needed. Also, when you hit a home run- you deficate on the American Flag- becaue that’s basically what the whole sport does to our pastime.
I haven’t been this excited since blurnsball debuted on “Futurama.”