I've always had a soft spot in my heart for West Virginia University. I was a Major Harris fan back in the day, and I'm eternally grateful to the 'Eers for giving us Chris Henry and Pacman Jones. And last year's team gave us the athletic prowess (and taunting meows) of Steve Slaton and Pat White.
That brings us to this video from Every Day Should Be Saturday, which is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Have you ever heard a rap song with a John Denver hook before? Or one where the rapper name-drops "rhododendrons"? Now you have. Did you know that West Virginia is the 35th state and home of 55 counties? That the state bird is the middle finger? If D-Why and Profit say so, then it must be the truth.
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As a resident of the great state of West Fuckin’ Virginia I approve this message.
Number #10, while lacking traditional QB skills, certainly moves up the field quickly, and elusively.
Pat will be passing a lot more this year, Tim. I think RichRod finally realized that you can’t run the ball with one of two players on 90% of your plays and have both of those players healthy at the end of the season.
West Virginia? Where is that located exactly? I assume it’s near Virginia. I like the mountaineers because their mascot packs heat.
“We burning like couches.”
Your move, 50 Cent.
Whenever I hear the words ‘West Virginia’, an immediate image of a dirty and barefoot ten-year old girl with stick-straight hair, standing on a wooden porch wearing a homemade dress with small floral print, enters my mind. Every time.
wow, they look great eluding other mid-major type talent. what a joke.
Did you know that only WVU athletes own shoes in the entire state???
That’s Major FUCKING Harris
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Go fuck yourself Rocco. And I mean that in the most polite way possible.
i could only handle about 25 seconds of that shit. it was gold, though. pure gold.
@Mike01: I really do appreciate your gentility.
So, do you guys, like, really fuck your cousins? I mean, is that just a unfounded rumor?
Maybe schools will start using this song to educate kids about West Virginia history, kind of like when Billy Joel released “We Didn’t Start the Mother Fuckin’ Fire.”
On another note, I don’t know how you create a West Virginia football montage and omit the play where Quincy Wilson blows up Miami’s Brandon Merriweather and then hurdles his collapsed body.