The Golden State Warriors defeated the Utah Jazz last night, and Baron Davis served Andrei Kirilenko with a subpoena to the ongoing trial of Weeping v. Masculinity:
Jason Richardson praised the rack-shaking abilities of his teammate:
"That would have to be the greatest dunk I've ever seen with my eyes in person," marveled Richardson, the two-time NBA dunk champion. "It was like he put his whole body in the rim."
HELLO! I don't think you can say that. Just to clarify, Richardson sees with his eyes, and they are located on his person. Greg Beachem, AP Sports Writer, proffered this jewel:
Davis even got a technical foul after throwing it down for "acting the fool" in celebration — but the screaming arena backed him up.
Uh, you probably shouldn't say that either. -KD
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Nice title, Luther.
1- great title
2- nice dunk
3- Warriors in 6
Nice girdle.
AK47, nice. Prime example of why you don’t make up your own nickname.
This series really is a metaphor for American cool vs. lame suburban America. This is Hendrix playing the Star-Spangled Banner at Woodstock. Fly on, Davis, fly on.
Kirilenko should’ve received a technical for “acting the white guy getting his head dunked on.”
skills beyond skills. A healthy Davis is a top five player in the NBA. Period.
Nice usage of the Warriors come out to plaiiiaaaayyyyy.
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Nice dunk, but from all the stuff i read about it, i thought it was going to be the greatest dunk of this century. It wasn’t that damn impressive! Besides, it won’t matter because the Warriors are done for anyway. AK may not have gotten his revenge yet, but he will in the next game just like Drago did to Apollo Creed.