
Tony Parker, the Spurs' handsome, rich, talented young point guard (he turns 25 next week) from France, is well-known not just for his speedy drives, tear-drop runners, and excessive flopping and crying, but for his engagement to sexy television star Eva Longoria (pictured), who is more than seven years his senior.
Some people might think Eva's not quite the catch just because she's aging faster than someone with Progeria, looks like a swamp monster when she doesn't wear makeup, publicly stated that Parker was inexperienced in bed, refused to let him have a bachelor party, and was the center of rumors that he'd leave San Antonio in free agency to play closer to where she works. But forget about all that: she's a great fiancee!
Eva Longoria has imposed a 'no-sex' policy… until the couple exchange vows in July. The actress implemented the ban to help basketball star Tony reach the NBA play-offs with the San Antonio Spurs. She told US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel: "Luckily, we're getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."
What an amazing, caring woman. I hope I can find true love like theirs someday. Only with someone younger who isn't a controlling bitch.
HT: Foul Balls


did she at least let him have a funeral for his balls?
She sucks. Well she’d fucking better had.
Yeah she is bitch but I would still take a blowie from her.
(#1) – Am I actually supposed to feel sorry for this multi-millionaire Championship-winning Frenchy prick? Psst…I don’t (#2) – Longoria = Fangoria , and (#3) – I’d almost rather have Evan Longoria than Eva at this point… his future is looking much brighter.
I feel the need for Matt to make it up to us for putting up a picture like that with this story. Methinks so more pseudo-lesbian pics that are vaguely related to sports.
make it go away
Is Eva getting lessons from Jackie Christie?
Eva’s just trying to make Tony realize his potential, like Yoko Ono did with John Lennon.
Is it possible Eva is a beard? I mean, what professional basketball player would put up with this shit, even if he was French?
atari, he’s still a D-Ray
HHY, is it possible Eva is a dude?
I thought that was a pic of Sam Kinison.
Wait which one of them has the vagina again?
It’s never a good sign when they stop wearing makeup BEFORE the wedding.
Eva’s outplaying him. You know his buddies have told him he’s messing up but it won’t be til he notices the shit on his shoes that he’ll realize it.
No sex policy?
No sex between them? Cause I know Tony has his pick when he’s walking through the lobby to his room.
LOL @ Tim. I guess thats possible. She does have a little boy’s body.
damn you signal to noise. you beat me on the doug christie comparison. there’s a new whipped bitch in the nba and his name is tony parker.
Please, please, please, tell me that is not really her. There must be some kind of mistake.
for god’s sake Tony snap out of the spell the witch has you in!! you should be nailing sweet brown ass all over San Antone with the Argentina gang Manu and Fabricio.
Matt, what’s with the pic of the maid who cleaned my hotel room yesterday? does she work at the San Antonio Marriott?
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