Hiking — or, as the Marines call it, "humping" — isn't a sport, but it's certainly an outdoor activity that requires physical exertion, so I'm posting this video. It's the kind of parameter-expansion I have to enact on slow-ass days like this, when athletes decide they don't want to get arrested or screw celebrities. Jerks.
Anyway, for those of you unfamiliar with Marine Corps basic training, the use of first person singular is frowned upon. Saying I, me, or my can send drill instructors into a rage that will ensure you DIE WITH DAMN DISCIPLINE. Enjoy. And if you want to play along, well… Marines.com is always open.
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I’m like a Marine. I hump till I die, too.
leave it to the marines to take all the fun out of “humping”
My office chair is feeling especially comfortable right now.
We leg is broken?
What’s the proper alternative?
There’s no need to shout, love, i’m not deaf.
You meet all kinds of colourful characters whilst out hiking:
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Tim: “This recruit’s leg is broken.” Personally, I thought the D.I. made that pretty clear.
They should have this video at the new museum in Quantico. Sure, they have the phone booth thingys where you can here a DI yell at you (sans bad words), but how about a dose of realism?
I could have been a Marine…wait, shit. What I meant to say…dammit.
This potential recruit liked weed too much in college. Sir.
Dicsipline is my greatest fear
i choose college
Sorry Matt.
After awhile, all the shouting started to blend together for me.
I am soft.
>the use of first person singular is frowned upon.
Really? Is it that hard to use properly in a sentence?
I mean even NCAA players can figure this out… for the most part.
Oh well, that’s what you get when you cant get into community college. I guess their only other option was Scientology.
Worst. Recruitment Ad. Ever.
what the fuck was with that creepy ass music playing in the background?
so your saying Will Leitch’s use of the “royal we” would be gladly accepted by the USMC?
Good times…good times….
Let’s that was my July of 1982 if I remember correctly.