According the outstanding Copyranter, this month's GQ features the unusual ways in which athletes try to heal injuries. And by unusual, I mean fuckin nasty: both Moises Alou and Jorge Posada urinate on their hands to "toughen them" and "prevent blisters."
Said Posada, "You don't want to shake my hand during spring training."
Uh, I don't want to shake your hand ever, dickface. And thanks for the photo illustration, GQ. I was wondering what steaming pee on a ballplayer's hands looked like.
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So we’re clear, if Moises ever slumps, he’s on his own.
thats a great idea Moises and Jorge, but here’s a better one:
BATTING GLOVES!!
I’d be more worried about the fact that Alou pisses maple syrup.
am i the only one who heard about this like 2 years ago? it was in the baseball uncyclepedia.
Fact: Madonna pisses on her feet.
ummm…what about other bodily fluids on your hands?? I generally GET blisters when I get that fluid…and, I don’t want my hands “toughened”….
by the way….when did Carleton start pissing on his hands?
This is all true, I sent my daughter to live with R Kelly and shes completely disease free.
Live with Regis and Kelly? I’d let one of them pee on me and it ain’t Reg.
That’s what’s wrong with Posadas team. He’s been pissing on his entire pitching staff.
@skeets: are you suggesting madonna has athlete’s foot?
I can see standing at the urinal to pee on your hands. But why are Alou’s pants up? It’s not like baseball pants of flies that he can use?
And has Sean Salisbury made aware of this?
Madonna may or may not have athlete’s foot but she does have camel toe which pee does not heal.
Dammit. I now have Madonna’s I Love New York song stuck in my head. It’s really not a very good song.
No asparagus on the Yankee buffet table, please.
He loves pissing on himself so much it almost made him forget all about…TACOS!!!
Ooo, tacos so good! In my tummy: yummy yummy,
Viva! el pis!
What, you guys don’t do this, too? It’s a great idea. A week in, and I can barely feel the keyboard.
This article was from a GQ last year. I don’t remember what month it was but even if you look at the link in copyranter its from August of last year.
how do you fuck something like that up?
i remember hearing about alou doing this two or three years ago.