SAINT ANDREW’S NET: LOST WEEKEND!

Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits.

• Sports Show on Mute examines the best home run trots.   What about Manny?  He's old school and would never think of showing up the pitcher. 
• SPORTSbyBROOKS knows why Matt Leinart is sore.  Kim Kardashian, the Sex Cannon, Wilmer Valderrama and Jenny McCarthy-NSFW all in the same weekend?   "BLUE 22, BLUE  22,  IT HURTS WHEN I PEE, HIKE!"
• The Extrapolater analyzes Jason Giambi.  "Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!" quoth Hedley Lamarr.  And Giambi is just a little like Mongo.  
• Sox Machine loses at Oregon Trail.   Now I know why I never could beat this game.  And I always thought it was because I drank in grammar school.
• The Battle of California pens an ode to Samuel Pahlsson.  Remember when we had to translate all those odes by Horace?  Oh, you didn't learn a dead a language?  Your loss. 

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