
NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen is married to ABC sideline reporter Suzy Shuster, who's kind of a "rich man's Rebecca Lobo" according to one of the miscreants at KSK. Rich and Suzy share an email account, which is bad news for Rich, because it allowed Suzy to intercept sexy bikini pictures from local Philly reporter Alycia Lane. From Page Six:
A seething Shuster wrote: "Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you're doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it – it's working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I'll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?"
She then provides her hubby's private e-mail, "since you surely are trying so hard to get his attention. I mean, what better way to get a guy's attention than with skin! Best – Suzy Shuster Eisen"
Gee, thanks, Page Six. That's a nice response and all, but where are the pictures? It's like they don't even know how to fuel a scandal properly. Send that shit my way and you readers get a full gallery.
Also see: the FanHaus, which picked up on this story right quick.


What a helpful wife!
Alycia Lane can have my email address too. She is a definate UPGRADE from Suzy Shuster.
All this over Rich Eisen? Really?
I’d hit it, but I still want those pictures.
HAHAHAHA! Light up that little balding d-bag.
Her e-mail address is at the bottom of her page which means Matt has sent Ms Lane his sexy pics at the beach at 4:30 am this morning.
no pics, no story
She should have sent them to packaging@dundermifflin.com
Couldn’t find any photo evidence to compare Lane to Suz….But I’d probably hedge my bets with Lane
I dunno, guys, I love the smart-assery of Suzy’s response email. I’d hope to be that clever if in a similar situation. After kicking the bitch’s ass, of course.
I hope that the catfight is televised. Hell, I’d pay-per-view that shit.
Rich if you’re reading this call me and I’ll show you how to keep your email secure; being that’s my job and all.
whispers “Psst Suzy call me and I’ll show you how to break into Rich’s private email and send Alycia pictures of lil’ Sean. We’ll then have a hearty laugh at his expense and maybe some wine…”
For a look at Suzy, go to http://www.aspiremediatraining.com
So, by forwarding on the pics to his private email, does that mean she’s open to a 3-way???? sounds like Rich is going to live the fantasy….
I’m sure the bikini pictures were just a test run. Had he received them and liked them you know she would have sent nude pics of herself making a banana disappear. It’s standard operating procedure.
I like em both, but I think Alycia Lane is a bit hotter. Plus, the Eisenator has probably never nailed her……and you know what they say: new pussy is good.
I’m with Siobhan. Her email is awesome. It has the undertone of…”You want to be with my husband? Fine. I’ll bury your bodies together.”
@Smello: you’re with me, Siobhan!
lane@cbs3.com
let us begin the process of asking for the pics….
Re: http://www.aspiremediatraining.com
Hey Suzy, why the long face?
Alycia wins. But she’s such a whore! Suzy should reveal her whore-ness to the world by sending those pictures to every sports blog! Tha’d show her….
I’ve been “you’re with me”ed. My life is complete.
For a better response Ms. Lane should’ve sent her pics to Sean Salisbury.
nah, Sean would have fumbled her on the handoff
You check out the Page Six story? Think she had Prince Albert in her can?
I’ve actually hung out with Suzy. She’s smart, cute, successful and super helpful to other women in sports. My guess is Rich Eisen’s piss-poor attempts to improv funny commentary during the dead time of the 24-hour a day Pro Bowl coverage hurt his confidence and he, like a typical man, rushed for the comfort of a trick-ass ho’s disease-ridden arms. Suzy’s response was hilarious and — for the record — she’s a way better piece of ass than Eisen is…