Last week there was much ado about Reggie Bush's public dalliance with sex tape star / celebutante Kim Kardashian, which forced the whole bloggerhood to simultaneously congratulate Bush for her hotness yet fear for the well-being of his sexual health. And today we see one more reason why we worried: after a "romance" with Bush that lasted (maybe) a few weeks, Kardashian has reportedly moved on to uber-wealthy music producer Scott Storch.
Yes, that's Storch — who has made the world a better place by doing things like helping Paris Hilton's music career — pictured here with Miss Kardashian (full-size image HERE). Some people say that you can compensate for being short and pasty and ugly and fish-lipped by wearing lots of diamonds and Ray-Bans that cover half your face. Other people say Scott Storch deserves to get a sexually transmitted disease from a world-class harlot whore hussy slut tramp like Kim Kardashian. What do I say? I say you, say me; say it for always. That's the way it should be.
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Dude must be hung like a horse.
God, he looks like shit run over twice.
C’mon, Matt, you of all people should know that Kim Kardashian has never appeared in an actual sex tape.
It’s an amazing time in history when our upper classes dress precisely like our lower classes. I bet Mao Tse Tung never saw that comin’.
Vanilla, if by “hung like a horse” you mean “extremely wealthy”, then yes.
Any relation to Larry Storch? This could be a great episode pf F Troop where she pretends to be Captain Permenter’s girlfriend all the while she is hopping between the beds of Sgt. O’Rourke, Corporal Agarn, and Private Vanderbilt. This all goes on until Wrangler Jane kicks her ass out of Fort Courage. Hilarity ensues.
OJ has to end up killing this girl as a favor to her dad (his lawyer), right??
She’s brought more shame to her family than AJ Soprano.
Kudos Michael09 ffor beating me to the Larry Storch joke. Your was better anyway.
Dammit, now I can’t wear my huge RayBan bugshields anymore…
I guess that’s what you get for being on the leading edge of fashion
Why does Kim Kardashian look like she’s never seen a camera? Why is Scott Storch more famous than all his ex-bandmates from The Roots? Why does it hurt when I pee?
Wow. Gabe Kaplan’s son looks like a douche.
I think these two guest starred on last night’s “Entourage.”
Corey Feldman got a haircut and now goes by the name of Scott Storch?
Any chance he’s related to Larry Storch from “F Troop”?
Dude, button your shirt. No one wants to see that.
I realize many think she’s very hot, but she’s looking a lot like Kimora Lee Simmons in that photo. And that is not so hot.
They look like a twentysomething Liza Minelli and David Gest. That would mean she beats the shit out of him nightly while strung out on Xanax singing show tunes.
I can’t wait for her next tape.
DYK? Scott Storch was the keyboard player for The Roots in the early 90′s before being leaving the group?
That’s all I got.
Wow, great call. He really does look like David Gest. . .or someone suffering from craniodiaphyseal dysplasia (either way he is hard to look at).
I think his chest actually goes IN.
Check out the full-length photo to check out the giant Zsa Zsa Gabor-sized diamond ring he’s wearing.
You read that right. He.
The Liza/David comparison is brilliant and so very accurate.
And, EC, is your avatar really a kitten caught in cleavage?
From the look on their faces the photographer is probably using a small stuffed animal and talking in a high pitched silly voice to distract them long enough so he can take the picture.
She looks kind of like Jazmin from Aladin if Jazmin would have banged everyone from Disney’s product line.
I imagine he sounds like Truman Capote when he speaks.
Yes, yes it is.
wow, and i was the idiot that didn’t look at the full length picture the first time…..i just puked a little in my mouth…
So THIS is what convinces her to switch to white guys? He is a discredit to his race.
I would make fun of those glasses, but I get the feeling they cost what I make in a year. Same for those ratty jeans.