Last week LSU mourned the passing of its 17-year-old tiger mascot Mike V when the big kitty's kidneys failed. This week, in a completely shocking turn of events, PETA is sending LSU a letter urging the school not to get another tiger cub to follow in Mike's caged footsteps.
"Big cats in captivity are denied everything that is natural and important to them, such as the opportunity to run, climb, hunt, establish their territory, and choose their mates," wrote Lisa Wathne, a specialist for PETA on captive exotic animals.
In a phone interview Monday, Wathne said the school might be misconstruing the outpouring of comments that have accompanied Mike V's death… "We believe that more and more people are uncomfortable seeing them in this situation," Wathne said. "People are evolving on this."
Whoa there, lady. Be careful mentioning the "E" word when talking about the South. They don't take kindly to that kind of godless science-talk.
Actually, I can kinda see where PETA's coming from, but I still support LSU getting a live tiger. We have to take the chance that Mike VI will escape and maul some LSU fans. And I vote for this guy.

Friggin’ Peta-philes. What should LSU use for a mascot, a peice of tofu?
Hey when our mascot at The University of Texas, “BEVO” died…we had a bar-b-que. So Suck on that PETA!
A tiger for a mascot? Not bad. The school i went to had a tortoise called Derek. In your face LSU.
“We have to take the chance that Mike VI will escape and maul some LSU fans.”
To hell with LSU fans. Can we get the tiger to maul some PETA activists?
PETA after Mike V and Michael Vick. Its at least nice to know they’re not so batshit crazy that they don’t at least follow the alphabet in their hippie ways.
Have these PETA people ever watched discovery channel? They think an animal living in a habitat eating steaks is inhumane but being eaten alive is ok?
Nick Saban killed Mike V. I’m convinced of this.
Of course, Bear Bryant would have killed him better.
I like the animals (not in that way), but fuck PETA.
We were the Continentials. Let me tell you, George Washington did not like cages.
How long do tigers last in the wild? More or less than 17 years?
Godless science talk. Classic.
Late breaking… PETA also contacted Kellogg about pimping out Tony.
I’m stuck in a fucking cubicle all day, where the fuck is PETA to set me free. At least I have a soul.
Enrico Palazzo! Enrico Palazzo! (I refuse to spell ‘Palazzo’ incorrectly).
+1 Ottoman
What, no Pam Anderson “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” pics?
let LSU get a tiger and then “accidentally” let him loose about the time Nick Saban is running on the field with a nice juicy steak planted on top of the straw hat he likes to wear. Ratings Gold i tell ya! Not to mention a full 100 on the revenge scale