As you certainly know from With Leather's extensive, non-stop NHL coverage, the Senators missed their chance to sweep the Sabres in the Eastern Conference finals last night, falling 3-2 on their Canadian home ice. And a couple Senators fans didn't exactly handle the loss well.
Sean Luck said his wife, Renee Luck, who was wearing Buffalo Sabres colours and logos, was walking in front of him through the corridors of Scotiabank Place as they tried to leave the stadium with about six other Sabres fans. "Two guys… as they were walking out, punched my wife four times — in the head," Luck said. "They just seemed like they were pissed off because the Senators lost." Luck said his wife has two large bumps on her forehead, one on her cheek and a cut on her cheek from the assault.
Man, if I had a nickel every time I assaulted a woman wearing opponents' colors when my team lost… wait, did I say "nickel"? I meant "30 to 90 days in jail." But totally worth it. Great stress reliever.
Disclaimers: The Senators fans shown here are not the suspects in question; also, 289 is a Sabres fan, which explains a little.
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First
Oh no. That did not just happen.
I guarantee they’re leaving something out of this story, I doubt two guys would just punch this woman for no reason. I bet she was being a mouthy bitch and just talking trash, so they knocked her out. Sometimes a woman deserves it, it’s just the truth. Equal rights and all that too, eh?
Wake up America! Our national addiction to maple syrup is whats funding these terrorist to the north. Americas hat? No longer I say, Its time we removed this fanatical chapeau.
I really spent too much time wondering why someone would buy an “i am an asshat” shirt before I read the post. I need more caffeine.
And, why doesn’t the “i” before “e” rule apply to the word caffeine?
So much for the myth of the peaceful Canadian. And so much for our protection from people saying “First.”
What Matt failed to mention is that the guys “were clearing the section to our right, as they were walking out, punched my wife four times  in the head.” That’s right, paid employees of the team. Three cheers for douchefuckers.
Moral of the story: don’t withold Terrence and Phillip’s Kraft dinners, bitch.
This is like a remix to the Pacers v Pistons game. Only the fan didn’t get punched by a player. And the fan was a woman. In hindsight, this has nothing to do with that game.
(Note: I just remembered Jermaine O’Neal sliding into a guy and just jacking him in the face. I now have the ‘laughies’.)
I’ve spewed bile about my loathing of Canadians in the past. I will let this story speak for itself. Wretched Scotch-Irish spawn.
God, that “first” shit might fly at wwtdd, but not here. Matt, put an end to that garbage toot sweet.
next person that does “first” gets the same treatment as that bitch
*stands behind hardawayhatesyou*
Yeah as we all know the only race is not to be first, but to be first to call dibs on the YES.
OTTAWA FANS ARE GRACIOUS, LOSERS
Fixed.
Jimmy: then it’s no and no…..now that that’s out of the way….
That shit would never happen to a Wings fan in an out of town arena…most of the chicks that wear Wings gear to games are bigger than the players…those dudes would have had thier hands full….
Sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch.
I hope the next ‘First’ asshole gets sodomized in the drunktank this weekend. Asshole.
Omg, listen to all the fagg0ts crying about someone posting “first”. You dorks need to get out more.
To Quote Nietchze: “god is dead”
“You dorks need to get out more.”….says the guy who posts “first” on numerous blogs.
Oops, did I just ban someone? My bad.
Bravo, Matt, Bravo…tell him D-listed misses him and he should go back there…
Oh shit, you can ban people now?!?!
ha, pussy.
Smart decision. We only joke about misogyny round here, not actually practice it.
test
you fucking loser
Geez, why you guys being so hard on this “god” guy, he seems like a good fella.
And “poof” just like that, he was gone.
Who knew Matt’s headline, “There is no god” was a prediction.
This thread is really funny now that God is gone…none of it makes a lick of sense.
Oh shit, did I just sound deep there? Man, I’m fucking wasted.
This article mentions nothing about how the broad deserved it. Too soon?
Looks like Matt wields a sword made by Hattori Hanzo. Sayonnara God; from here at least.
+1 First
Come on Enrico, she’s not from South Philly.
Matt, check out your guy God’s posts on wwtdd: [www.wwtdd.com]
Fuck people who say “first”. Well done Matt. It’s making the comment board on Wwtdd pointless.
All the REAL men out there know that 32nd post is where its at – hoo ha!
And now for the actual post – I hope these guys get Pat LaFontaine disease and wind up with 12 concussions over the next year and a half. What a bunch of toolboxes.
What I don’t understand is someone punches your woman and you don’t go at ‘em like a spider monkey? My woman gets punched, at least I’m taking an asswhippin’ or something.
Okay, god’s back on WL. He promises to play nice from here on out.
Boo
Matt – Paris Hilton is going to prison for half the time she should. The Spurs are up 3-2. Innocent women are getting beat up at sporting events. And Scarlett isn’t in your bed right now.
Now ask yourself – do you really think god is going to play nice from here on out. There is no god.
True to his Avatar, Hail pulls out the obscure Caddyshack quote to end his comment.
Strong.
Wow so the chief changes his mind on a ban on the appeal…I’m guessing the Pacman doesn’t have that luck with Comrade Goddell.