Us Magazine reports that Jordin Tootoo (who?) is now dating Kellie Pickler (um…), which I'm only reporting because the chick is hot.  (Okay, lemme do some research — Tootoo plays for the Nashville Predators and is a very, very bad man, while Pickler lost on American Idol but returned to the show with big fake gazongas that Ryan Seacrest totally called her out on.) Anyway:

“We’ve been seeing each other since January, but we kept it under wraps,” Pickler, 20, says in the new issue of Us.  Sparks flew when Tootoo invited the singer—who appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show on May 14 and refused to confirm or deny rumors that she had breast augmentation surgery—to one of his games.  “I am this country bumpkin and he’s an Eskimo,” says Pickler, who plans to visit his central Canada [sic] hometown this summer. “I’m going to build an igloo!”

Aww, that's great.  Who would have thought that A millionaire pro athlete would have ever ended up with a hot, wealthy musician chick?  Sometimes love works in mysterious ways, like that time I paid a $10 surcharge at the ATM just so I could spend another half hour with Mercedes.

Photo of the happy couple from Kellie's MySpace page.  Also: Pickler?  I've never even met her!