MATT LEINART IS JEALOUS, CATTY
05.04.07
Arizona Cardinals quarterback / baby-daddy / man-whore to the stars Matt Leinart made news when he fired uber-agency CAA for undisclosed reasons last week. This week, SPORTSbyBROOKS un-undiscloses those reasons:
SbB has recently learned that… the main reason Leinart rejected the representation superpower is he was enraged that Peyton Manning, also a CAA client and repped by [Tom] Condon, got to host "Saturday Night Live" before he did. Seriously.
Brooks doesn't come close to hinting at what kind of source he has, so this hilarious tidbit of news will have to stay filed under "Internet rumor," but I, for one, believe it. Not because it's believable — it sounds entirely too ridiculous — but because Brooks not only has a rep for getting the inside track on stories, but also because he's out in LA, doin' what he do, and people out there have notoriously loose lips. So, at the very least, this is a real-world rumor, and not merely an Internet one.
Regardless, I don't understand why he'd be angry. If he wants to be on a show no one watches, I'm sure the Blog Show will have him as a guest.

DAGGER!
Manning has had a proven record of funny in about 37 different commercials. What Matt-boy has a proven record of doing would get SNL fined by the FCC.
Leinart was also upset that Michael Vic contracted herpies before he did.
Lienart should know people out here have loose lips. He dated Paris Hilton, didn’t he?
Did he get the herpes from the herpies?
I’m going to give Tim the win. Game, set, match.
Leinart is also jealous that Bridget Moynahan got pregnant before he did.
Mutombo, Leinart was impregnating mad bitches way before the Dreamboat. Ya gotta give him that.
so i guess being on the biggest disappointment of an nfl team last season means leinart should host snl? you need to have some real success before that can happen, not just a big ego and big contract. snl should get romo to host next. then we could really see how much of a whiney bitch matt is.
@PhilthyPhil
In all fairness the Cards’ offensive line consists of five moldy pieces of swiss cheese.
If having unprotected sex qualified you to host SNL, Shawn Kemp would have been permanent host from 1991-1999.
Alternate comment:
If having unprotected sex qualified you to host SNL… insert Ufford’s Mom joke here.