Two bits of ganja-related news today… first up: running back Ricky Williams can't apply for reinstatement in the NFL until September because — yet a-freakin'-gain — he tested positive for marijuana.
Williams was suspended last year for violation of the substance abuse policy and was eligible to be reinstated this month, but the league's medical advisors that oversee Williams' personal rehabilitation program recently notified commissioner Roger Goodell of the positive test, sources said…
"Falling off the wagon is part of rehab," a source said. "Based on the medical evidence in Ricky's case, the doctors say it's too early to come back. He had the positive test last month. Remember, he's been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder — that's a real disease and a good percentage of those folks self-medicate with substances like marijuana, often at the moment they are about to have a high level of social interaction."
Just a thought here: maybe if you can't handle social interaction and need to get high to cope with people, perhaps "star NFL running back" isn't the best career choice.
Pot news story #2: a Detroit man called 911, thinking that a Red Wings playoff victory was part of his pot brownie hallucination. The audio of the call is the best five minutes of my life since the last three times I had sex. That's right, ladies, all this could be yours.
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The audio won’t load. Also, I stopped smoking weed becuase I would become anti-social.It has the opposite effect of Sticky Ricky. Interesting.
I don’t get it – Ricky’s just being consistent. Don’t they like consistent in the NFL?
if the audio wont load for u, then u my friend are missing out on something truly priceless
Remember, he’s been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder — that’s a real disease and a good percentage of those folks self-medicate with substances like marijuana, often at the moment they are about to have a high level of social interaction.”
Sounds about right.
“We made brownies. I think we’re dead.”
The Detriot man thought they had overdosed on pot? Is that even possible?
Damn you Otto Man, I just finished the Audio and was headed back this way to quote that.
Red, a dog would have to eat 150 grams of PURE THC to have a 50% chance of dying from an OD.
OK Jack, I’m concerned that you know those numbers.
The best part of the audio was at the very end though, when he goes “My mother-in-law just got here too.” I would pay money to hear that conversation.
“We made brownies. I think we’re dead.” hahahhaahahahhaha
Time is moving very slowly. PLEASE COME NOW. I have a weapon in the bedroom. PLEASE COME NOW.
Is it wrong for me to listen to this shit over and over?
Ganja bikini girl is way to close to the fireplace. Move away from the fireplace.
“Move away from the fireplace.”
Yeah, because if the bikini caught fire, the room would be filled with pot smoke and the girl would be naked. Heaven forbid.
“Are there any weapons in the house?”
“You already asked me that.”
“And what’d you say?”
“N–I mean yes, there is.”
This is just a sad (sack) story. Ricky, just give it up, write a book, and go live that hippie-lovin’ lifestyle you so desperately want.
Oh, but you may have to payback 10 or so million to the Miami Dolphins. And no, they aren’t taking personal checks.
Greatest. 911 tape. Ever
The craziest thing about this that you dont hear on this tape, is that the caller is a police officer, and the pot he made brownies out of was evidence from a drug bust he had made that afternoon.
“Time is moving by real real real real slow right now.”
This site is rapidly becoming my Happy Place. So, did the cop make detective? If more bakers put pot in their brownies then they’d sell like something that sells really well..*scratches head*…hot dogs.
He’s not going to be charged but I just heard that he called the Pepsi-Cola Company to inquire if Mountain Dew really does shrink your testicles.
I wasn’t high and I thought I might be dying when the Red Wings won 2 playoff series in a row. I had one magic brownie one time and it fucked me up for like 12 hours. If they ate a whole batch I can’t imagine their state of mind.
Seriously, who eats a whole batch of brownies?
Jack, how far up your ass did you have to reach to get those numbers?
I dont think the tape is anything special, that idiot knows about as much weed as most cops.
Just because you ingest more marijuana, it wont make you ‘more stoned’ after a while although eating the stuff definitely has a tendancy to make you panic more. The worst part is a lot of people will offer their non-smoking friends brownies as an option to tokin up and they are the ones who are usually the least ready for it. So if youre newbie friends cant handle smoke and you want to get them buzzed: try a vaporizer.