I'm probably one of the few people on Earth who doesn't make fun of little people — I understand "midget" is now frowned upon — so I have very little commentary on this video from Parlayer. The truth is, I'm deeply disturbed by little people. Should I look at them? Am I staring? Don't stare! But don't look like you're ignoring them! Just glance, man. Just glance. No big deal. AHHHH they're so weird. Fuck! Stop staring!
But really, it's great they play basketball. I wonder if any of them got cast in Dennis Rodman's movie.
(Note: Yes, there's a lot of video today. And there's more on the way.)
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Those are some cocky midgets. I swear the one with the mohawk is about to get dwarf tossed. Also, pulling down the shorts once is kind of funny. Twice = comic gold.
alright, you really have to draw the line somewhere. yay, its little people playing basketball like the globetrotters, but after a while you notice that its one single behind the back pass and the rest is just old guys getting depantsed.
plus its been choreographed with the local over 60 men’s church team, so at some point they had to rehearse…”this is the part where im going to ride you like a horse, but we have to make it look natural to the flow of the game”
Was that a small ball they were using?? It didn’t look regulation…
Pllleeease bring them to my town! I would love to be the guy that comes flying (read: walking quickly) down the lane and slaps one of their shots into the 15th row while screaming “Get that weak ass shit OUT OF HERE” and “NOT in my house”….and then just watch the crowd squirm uncomfortably as I parade around pounding my chest. And then pants one of the midgets. And then toss him.
“Justice” is the Center? He looks more like a small forward to me.
“Who could possibly do a story on us without exploiting our condition, or making easy puns about our height? You’re right, we should call the local news, they’d never do anything like that.”
– Not only are they comically small; they are very, very stupid.
Holy crap – Smurfs DO exist!
The midgets almost distracted me from the cheese dick that is the Channel 6 sportsguy.
I love how the clip ends with Brian Hill. He’s a little person in his own right.
Look at their little arms….tee hee hee
Everything’s funny with midgets.