
A soccer match meant to promote inter-religion harmony in Oslo was canceled when Muslim clerics refused to take the field with a Lutheran priest who is female. Which is strange, because imams are usually so progressive and understanding.
The imams said physical contact with women would be inappropriate, NRK public television said, and the Norwegian Christians refused a proposal of a male-only clash. The match was to have followed talks meant to build bridges between faiths in Norway.
"Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden," imam Senaid Kobilica told NRK public television in explanation.
If you ask me, the Muslims totally did the right thing here. Once you let women on the soccer field, it's only a matter of time before they start demanding equal rights or — even worse — forcing contemporary notions from the 16th century like chivalry on the men. And if Muslim countries have gotten anything right in today's world, it's that women are very intelligent livestock when appropriately desexualized. Why, you hardly have to do any work at all if you've got a woman with a strong back.


I’ll give this much to the goyim: Out of the big three, at least their crazies’ rules don’t prohibit the sexes from touching each other, however slightly.
Okay: yes, no, no, yes.
The great thing about Arabic characters is they can also illustrate the motion of the kick.
The sooner we get out of the middle east, the sooner these dicklickers go back to chopping EACH OTHERS’ heads off. Happy stoning, assholes!
It took me almost 20 minutes to determine whether that pic was a 289 job or not. I’m a little slow today.
that astronaut is about to take it in the balls.
Ah, and Dick finally wades into the racial/religious clustefuck that is this soccer match. Congratulations for trying to make us all look like bigoted assholes.
The bodily contact I get never leads to anything forbidden, damnit.
+1 mikeski
@Dick: I’d rather see our troops over there killing those dicklickers than having those dicklickers follow the troops home after the troops get pulled out.
An even bigger problem were the pork sandwich vendors…