05.31.07 KOBE BRYANT DID SOMETHING. OR NOT.
Infuriated with Jerry Buss Jim Buss the mole inside the organization someone in the Lakers front office, Kobe Bryant has demanded a trade from the team. Or maybe not. I think he may have changed his mind. A lot's been going on the last two days, you see, and I don't really give a fuck.
Right now the Lakers are looking to unload Kobe to the Bulls. Or Suns. Or Bobcats. Or maybe it's Lamar Odom and a draft pick they're trying to trade. The important thing to know is that definitely maybe something might possibly happen during the offseason. And if you're anything like me, then you realize how important and revelatory this story is.
Something we've also learned recently is that Kobe did not — absolutely not – have a hand in the Lakers trading Shaquille O'Neal to Miami. Or he did. But he said that didn't? Something like that.
Hmm… what else? Oh yeah, he also raped a chick in Colorado. Wait, no. He didn't do that. Or at least the charges were dropped. Fucking whatever. The only thing certain in Kobe's world is that his wife, Vanessa, is an ugly tramp. Aw dammit! I keep getting confused!
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KOBE BRYANT DID SOMETHING. OR NOT.
Kobe Bryant's idol is Nick Saban. Or not.
she's wearing her "one free rape" ring. yowsa!
Kobe is so upset he could explode…
…on some skank's face, that is.
That's his thing, you know.
Skeeeet skeeeeeeeet goes #24 all over young girls faces. Or not. Or was that #8?
Sixers rule!
you rape one emotionally unstable 19 yr old in a hotel room in Colorado and you never hear the fucking end of it
*allegedly* rape……
if the bitch is too high/drunk/stupid to spell the word rape then it offically is consentual…..or that is what they guy from the bar last night said to me this morning when he left…..
NBA = With Leather's Lazarus
Lt. Winslow- that's why I go to Thailand
Kobe's just mad that Jerry Buss can get younger tail than he can now…
yes. no.
Kobe's wearing his best "I raped a bitch and got away with it" smile in that picture.
So I take it this woman from Colorado didn't appreciate it when a "Black M___f___ker cums on your face!" Well then, that makes two of us.
Dear Dr. Buss,
I hereby formally waive my no-trade clause so that you may deal me to one of the following teams:
LA Sparks
Chicago Sky
New York Liberty
Your pal,
Kobe #8/#24
p.s. - Don't tell Vanessa. Thanks.
didn't appreciate it when a "Black M___f___ker cums on your face!"
It's legal to swear on the internet.
Imagine Kobe and Durant on the Sonics tearing it up!
In Oklahoma City!!!!
good lord…
If that guy behind kobes wife was wearing an t shirt under his blazer i would swear its ufford.
Kobe wants to get traded to New Jersey, so he can live with all his other fellow rapists.
poor Kobe.
if he had only gone to college for a year he would've learned that you don't ask for permission to do that. you just do it, and if it doesnt go over well, you say (in your sincerest and most convincing "I don't want to go anywhere, this is my team" voice) that you were just trying to avoid getting her knocked up.
Kobe is the man. He is the only guy in the world that can make a white chick's ass bleed while "not being in the same room with her". What a man. What a champion.
Who is the GM of the Lakers nowadays? Alberto Gonzales?
This guy flip-flops more than a fresh-caught striped bass on a hot wooden pier.
Yea, I got nothin…
ESPN Radio already asked what it would take to get him over to the Knicks (answer: an alternate universe). But just imagine Mr. Bryant and Mr. Thomas together in the same city - its like having the Joker and the Riddler of sexual harrassment come to your town. God help the Knicks' dancers. (Well, God or Batman.)
I'd love to hear Shaq call a radio station and give his thoughts (an imitation of a nelson muntz ha-ha).
Hey, did anyone else here know that Kobe's dad played pro ball, Kobe's fluent in Italian, and he calls himself "black mamba"? I think I read that somewhere.
The point? He's a WELL ROUNDED rapist.
If we ignore Kobe, do you think he will go away?
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