Giants defensive end Michael Strahan did something really nice by putting himself up for sale as a date at a charity auction.  But everyone's favorite divorcé / author couldn't catch a break.

He hoped to get a date with a lady, but the male sports fans in the crowd weren't having it. Two guys outbid 13 gals, leaving Strahan to agree to take both men to dinner for the price of $10,000 each. The dough will go to the Institute for Civic Leadership, a nonprofit educational organization.

I hope those men are just rabid Giants fans.  Because I'm pretty sure $10,000 can get a gay dude a better-looking piece of beef.  Or, y'know, at least Eli Manning.

NOTE: 289 sends his apologizes for the lackluster Photoshop effort.  He seemed a little shaken after doing a Google image search for "male escort."