Once — just once — I wanna see this happen in a horse race.
You know, I've always thought horse racing needs more collisions. I'm talking NASCAR-like collisions, where there's a 12 horse pile-up and one of the horses catches on fire. Sa-weet! And if one of the horses had the Budweiser logo painted on it, I wouldn't object to that, either.
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Hey, you should add some of these videos onto the site for all of our viewing enjoyment:
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that’s the cheatinest dog that ever cheated.
Santos L. Halper, everybody.
Cue obligatory Ron Mexico crack in 5… 4… 3…
That dog is kinda like Michael Strahan’s Drawing Technique, It Doesn’t know how to stay within the lines.
Brian: What is Lois doing?
Stewie: I’ll tell you what she’s doing… she’s ruining my 3-6 quiniela!
Funny dude, I hope next time you pass out at a party somebody spray paints a Budweiser symbol on your chest, shaves your unibrow, ass rapes you with a bud bottle lights you on fire, and video tapes it for the whole worlds amusement.
The funniest thing about this is that the dog’s name is “unperturbed.”