DICE-K AND THE RED SOX LOST
05.31.07
Nothing from last night's baseball games is really inspiring to write about (more A-Rod controversy? Ugh.), so I guess it's a good thing Daisuke Matsuzaka pitched against the Indians last night. Pitched like ass, I might add. The Red Sox starter gave up 12 hits and 6 earned runs before getting chased in the sixth inning, and the Indians went on to win 8-4. His teammates couldn't help him out, either, as the Sawx failed to score a run despite loading the bases with no outs in the seventh.
The Indians, meanwhile, saved the final game of their series and snapped the Red Sox' five-game winning streak. Uffordesque hunk Grady Sizemore homered and starter Paul Byrd pitched six strong innings, extending his streak of games without giving up a walk to six. Ooh, a walkless streak! Alert Cooperstown!
Other MLB stuff: Boston's Kevin Youkilis and the Mariners' Ichiro! Suzuki both extended their hitting streaks to 22 games… Derek Lowe reached base in all three plate appearances and pitched seven scoreless innings in getting the win — oh, it was against the Nationals? That hardly counts… The Cubs rallied the troops with a grave team meeting, then finished getting swept by the Marlins in Wrigley by a score of 9-0. Inspiring.
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After yesterday, I propose an all tits day. Who's with me?
until the end my friend.. until the bitter end.
however, i am curious to have a withleather take on all this kobe shit.. when's that happening? still.. dont post la mamba…. post pics of his colorado girlfriend or something.
Thanks for the MLB post. I always enjoy Mighty Large Boobies!
Have the Astros been demoted to AAA yet? Even the freakin' Royals are better…
I anxiously await the Kobe/picture-of-his-hot-wife post.
Oh, and if a comment is over 4 lines long, that person should be suspended.
is that referring to me? does it count if 2 of those lines were just blank? oops? i'm new
The awesomeness of that picture is ranked 10/10.
Even as a Yankee fan, I love when Dice-K pitches. It means the following day is huge Asian titty day, and thats always a good day in my book.
No seatbelt. Airbags. Tits.
There's a joke in there somewhere. I think.
What's amusing is A-Rod and his wife both shouted the same thing last night, "I got it! I got it!" While A-Rod was talking about a fly ball, his wife was talking about half of everything that schmuck owns.
Merk, it was not referring to you. It was referring to page long posts about lawyers and decency.
P.S. I'd settle for some ass too, but tits all day would be great.
oh, and just to start today off right (aside from the inevitable T&A Matt will provide): Robert Horry – making his 7th appearance in the NBA Finals! One more than Mr. Jordan and Mr. Shaq. And yet I hate the Spurs. So conflicted.
So glad the Cubs had a meeting yesterday about their failures. It worked wonderfully, too. That was the most unified bunch of losers you've ever seen in your life.
win or lose, dice-k needs to never get injured for yoko's sake.
I'm a fan of tits. I think mine are tremendous. But, every time I see her photo, my thought process goes like this…"Why doesn't she wear something with a little support? Those things are going to be at her knees soon. Actually, her knees aren't far away now because she is tiny. How does she even stand up?"
That's not a good way to drive the car- here hands are nowhere near 10 and 2!
I still need pics Smello, research purposes only of course. Demographics of our readers.
Smello – Why does she ever need to stand up?
Grungedave, you're right. Robert Horry is better than Jordan and Shaq. Yoko rules, too bad Dice K is overrated.
" … like the fist of an angry god."
Tim, here fuckin here. Some of those Stokke comments last night were brutal. I enjoy Matt announcing his presence with authority and all, but 150 comments? And 90 of them were about 15 lines long. Short and sweet, people. Just like my johnson.
Please move your right hand….please move your right hand….please move your right hand.
Mmmmm…Yoko. That is all. And please from now on, no more references to that Up All Night shit they do at Deadspin. I don't come here for lame comments. Just the tits.