
Dale Earnhardt Jr. is leaving Dale Earnhardt Inc. at the end of this season, and he's looking to sign with one of the other top Chevy teams in order to compete for the Nextel Cup. However, it doesn't look he'll be driving for the best team in NASCAR next season:
Although he's spoken to Earnhardt, car owner Rick Hendrick said Saturday "there's no room at the inn" for NASCAR's most popular driver.
You know who else was denied a room at an inn? Jesus. His Father is still revered as well with posters, books, flags and mud flaps. In fact, I'm pretty sure the Hebrews referred to Yahweh as "The Intimidator" in the Old Testament. This is not going to end well for Mr. Hendrick.
"We're good friends and I've talked to him, because I really want him to make the best decision and do the best thing for himself," Hendrick told The Associated Press. "But right now, I'm full."
He should really read about what happened to Pontius Pilate because washing your hands of the situation doesn't make you any less culpable. You shouldn't fuck with the child of someone famous, whether they be the Father Almighty or Dale Earnhardt Sr. And you definitely shouldn't 'pants' Frank Sinatra Jr. in public, particularly if you enjoy the structural integrity of your femurs. -KD


If I remember correctly the real conflict here is that his stepmother is giving him his walking papers, right?
Junior was the best asset DEI had, as both a racer and a licensing cash cow. Theresa Earnhardt’s inability to keep him in the stable speaks to her lack of business leadership and acumen.
Nice post, Kevin.
My femurs feel funny becuase my pants are tightening.
The real story here is NASCAR: the sanctioning body says you can only own four teams next year. Hendrick has four. He’s full. Nothing Hendrick can do about it or he’d hire Dale Earnhardt Junior, Danica Patrick, Carl Edwards, and my trained chimp Hugo to drive for him.
Plus, Earnhardt wants to drive his daddy’s car, there isn’t a chance in me nailing Keely Hazell he’s going anywhere else. And Keely turned me down at Bliss last night, just after she blew off Plaxico Burress. Earnhardt in a Childress car. Done deal.
DEI gets bought by Bobby Ginn next year or doesn’t answer the bell in ’09. Teresa Earnhardt is destroying DEI slowly. She may in fact have been the inspiration for Carlie Bobby from Talladega Nights. Kevin Harvick called Teresa Earnhardt a “deadbeat owner.” He was right.
Now I gotta go deep fry something.
You can totaly see camel toe….mmmmmm,camel toe!!!!
jr. is not a really good driver anyway! if he was to go to hendrick he would be the worse driver there.he should stick to the company his late father built. oh yea camel toe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!